Week In Crazyshit: Kentucky Derby

Jay dressed up as Sonny Crocket and went to the Kentucky Derby to drink beer and watch horses run. And he's giving away a couple t-shirts, so play along if you're feeling lucky. Rules: We are going to give a way two shirts. One for first place, and one for dead last. You have to be first to name the first place and last place finishers. You have to have your bets in by Saturday at 5:00pm. No just naming all 20 horses in a row. You have one guess for first and one guess for last. Good luck, bitches.

36 Comments
  • frankdrebin May 3, 2013

    shit I would have picked Sarah Jessica Parker but I guss she's not in it this year... okay for First Place: Revolutionary. Dead Last: Will Take Charge

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  • marcodufour May 3, 2013

    Good stuff everybody.

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  • uncze9 May 3, 2013

    This is Friday. Friday is Oaks Day at Churchill Downs in Louisville, Kentucky. First Saturday in May is set for the Kentucky Derby in Louisville, Kentucky every year. FYI

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  • xav May 3, 2013

    First place: Orb

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  • xav May 3, 2013

    Dead last: Giant Fininsh

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  • tonyk May 3, 2013

    First...Verrazano

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  • tonyk May 3, 2013

    Last: Black Onyx (of course)

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  • douchebaggins May 3, 2013

    First place goldencents last place hear the ghost

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  • iluvkitty May 3, 2013

    first Place: itsmyluckyday

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  • iluvkitty May 3, 2013

    Last place: falling sky

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  • iluvkitty May 3, 2013

    BTW, if the Kentucky Derby had a "who wore it best" contest...... Jay would be 1st Place.

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  • thenewchef May 3, 2013

    1st - Goldencents

    Last - Falling Sky

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  • rockinron May 3, 2013

    verrazano for the win, and frac daddy for dead last!

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  • johnhancock May 3, 2013

    goldencents GUNNA win that shyt!! Giant Finish will Finish last.....

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  • onetime42 May 3, 2013

    Jay, you look more like Sonny's bar-b-que than Sonny Crocket.

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  • johnhancock May 3, 2013

    Sonny Crocket ^^^^ LMAOOO....

    I'm loving the DEW jay....

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  • cryptiic May 3, 2013

    "itsmyluckyday" for the win

    "charmingkitten" dead last

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  • wardo56 May 3, 2013

    first place Verranzo Last place Fracdaddy

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  • graveyard May 3, 2013

    1st- Revolutionary

    Last- Golden Soul

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  • fuck_that_shit May 3, 2013

    First-Javas War

    Last-Vyjack

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  • potrostation May 4, 2013

    Ha,ha.

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  • unlimitdinches May 4, 2013

    1st-orb , last-onyx

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  • smurphy May 4, 2013

    It took Rockinron years to get the hang of funny comments, but by golly, he's got it now. Fuckers making me laugh often.

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  • onetime42 May 4, 2013

    Orb for the win and mylute dead last.

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  • urapnes1701d May 4, 2013

    Jay: I don't think I would want to win a shirt, but rather buy one. I would pay hard cold cash to support what you lick knob cornholers are doing here. I just need to know where i could wear this shirt without drawing too much attention. Then again, i could just tell everyone that I'm Adam and I'd get all the trann, ... I mean chicks.

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  • sparkles May 4, 2013

    I already got a shirt! Wore it yesterday to run errands n ppl were screaming \" crazyshit\"! Never knew there were so many fans of the site here in Montgomery! LOL! Anyhoo love that pink shirt of yours! A man has to be very comfortable with himself to wear pink!!! Good luck all you crazyshitters! Hope rockinron wins!!!

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  • urapnes1701d May 4, 2013

    I wanted to get the Grey shirt, but the online store doesn't have them listed. Don't want white because it shows all the taco stain drippings.

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  • pizzapie May 4, 2013

    first Normandy invasion, last Palace Malice

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  • unlimitdinches May 4, 2013

    I want my shirt! ....please. fuck ya orb u made me a hundredaire

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  • immanuelkunt May 4, 2013

    Holy Jesus has that fat queer gained some weight!

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  • wardo56 May 4, 2013

    congrats Xav

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  • wardo56 May 4, 2013

    Congrats Iluvkitty

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  • killkenny May 4, 2013

    FIRST: I'll Have Another......Last: JayD, ya fat hose minge.

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  • Jay D. May 6, 2013

    Xav and iluvkitty,email me shirt sizes and addresses. Wow did I have a powerful hangover yesterday!

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  • xav May 6, 2013

    OH YEAH! I will proudly wear it, and maybe post my gf's tits in it!

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  • thestrangler May 10, 2013

    I raped your mom last night. I used her shirt as toilet paper.

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