Bad-ass bitch!

This is the kind of chick I want around the house. Me: Hey babe can you hang off the chandelier and do that split thing? Babe: Yeah, like this? Me: Yup, let me get my bib.

22 Comments
  • boafmabalzich May 4, 2013

    She really needs to get laid apparently. Waaaay too much free time.

    +2
  • zahnfee May 4, 2013

    now that´s a funny kitchen ;)

    +7
  • 2indastink May 4, 2013

    She'd rape me and I wouldn't even tell the cops.

    +4
  • bigredneck May 4, 2013

    not impressed she is maybe a 100 pounds now get a 6'3" 250 pound man to do that and i will be impressed

    +2
  • potrostation May 4, 2013

    Think of the hand job she could give. It would take me second to realize she'd ripped my dick off.

    +2
  • crazyvet May 4, 2013

    The real G.I. Jane.

    +1
  • vulture May 4, 2013

    but can she make a sandwich

    +2
  • biggertalk May 4, 2013

    @bigredneck you want a 6'3" 250 pound man around your house to call him babe and make him do "that split thing"? ewww gay but whatever tickles your pickle

    -6
  • donunderstan May 4, 2013

    Easy to do when you're already spit down there.

    +0
  • rockinron May 4, 2013

    no thanks, i like a pussy thats actually big enough to stuff my cock into.

    +0
  • frankdrebin May 4, 2013

    yes, but can she fold laundry?

    +0
  • the_aristocrat May 4, 2013

    I understand the gymnasium but why is there a stripper pole???

    +0
  • onetime42 May 4, 2013

    Stick some fake tits on her and she'd make a great stripper.

    +0
  • immanuelkunt May 4, 2013

    What's classy stuff like that doing on this shithole, afterbirth-licking, shitty porn hawkin' site?

    +3
  • mothaflaka May 4, 2013

    I guess the cartel hasnt takin anyones head.., since im watchin this shit.

    -1
  • jackpot May 4, 2013

    I almost popped at 1:49

    +1
  • crazyshitisgay May 4, 2013

    I guess this will help with her samwhich making... I guess it won't hurt...~shoulder shrug~

    +0
  • doc_ock May 4, 2013

    Bet she could give one hell of a hand job

    +0
  • sactownryder May 5, 2013

    But can she shoot ping pong balls out of her pussy?

    +0
  • sleeko May 6, 2013

    Her kegle muscles could pinch your dick off.

    +1
  • damdean May 6, 2013

    so this is what lara croft's gym looks like!

    +0
  • elvisisdead May 12, 2013

    too bad this video isn't scratch and sniff

    +0
 
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