80's Porn Is Just Terrible

jay
67,396 Views 3 years ago

Who the fuck even thought that you should get a blonde with a big ass hairy bush, some dude, and then a 400 pound fat black woman to make a threesome porn video? I guess the guy that made this one. Bonus for the awesome rock music. I just want to beat my meat like it owes me money!

31 Comments
  • mccracken May 7, 2013

    I couldn't tell if she was rubbing that black chick's tit or a fold on her back

    +5
  • graveyard May 7, 2013

    This is why I don't remember jacking off in the 80's....and I thought it was the drugs.

    +2
  • dozer67 May 7, 2013

    I like the hairy bush the rest was just a train wreck..

    -1
  • marcodufour May 7, 2013

    More bush than George....

    +1
  • marcodufour May 7, 2013

    Animal cruelty with that 400lb heffer

    +3
  • morbuis669 May 7, 2013

    I was all for until jabba the slut showed up.

    +1
  • belloman May 7, 2013

    Who let Precious do porno?

    +7
  • frankdrebin May 7, 2013

    that's what happens when you do casting calls over a rotary phone

    +4
  • donunderstan May 7, 2013

    And here I was watching Threes Company all those years.

    +1
  • onetime42 May 7, 2013

    All I could see was some unshaven blond chic playing with a black leather couch.

    +6
  • sleeko May 7, 2013

    But, the music was so good.

    -3
  • crazyvet May 7, 2013

    This is the result of people participating in disco.

    +1
  • wardo56 May 7, 2013

    And that was before Viagra. What a dumpster fire

    +1
  • scherbatsky May 7, 2013

    Wow. I didn't know the night of my conception was captured on video.

    +0
  • showmeurtits May 7, 2013

    Fucking A I didn't know Shirley Hemphill from What's Happening did porn!

    +3
  • rockinron May 7, 2013

    my god that was almost as bad as the 9/11 terror attack. except jay unleashed his private porn stash on us instead of flying a plane into a building

    +0
  • biggertalk May 7, 2013

    turrable just turrable, dat music doe

    -7
  • playhard24 May 7, 2013

    Poor white girl...God bless her kids.

    +2
  • spartan22407 May 7, 2013

    I'd rather watch the porno advertisement to the right of my screen with the blonde chick in the green shirt bent over getting railed over and over and over again than watch this shit. PS: What happened to the flaccid dude? Did that black chick eat him?

    +3
  • potrostation May 7, 2013

    Shit. I might still have this on VHS.

    +4
  • sparkles May 7, 2013

    Is that biggertalk n rockinron wives?

    +2
  • crazyshitisgay May 7, 2013

    Being a porn expert, this is more a 70's retro, underground porn flick... The 80's were actually a decent porn era. The music sucked but the porn wasn't bad. Bitches still had real tits, goofy white guys were still getting pussy. Now it's crazy bitches who need to get grenades in their pussies to get off. Still goofy white dudes though ...;D

    +1
  • pizzapie May 7, 2013

    the white girl suffocated when big momma decided to sit on her face

    +1
  • dubld May 7, 2013

    I'll never eat acid again.I'm afraid this might flashback on my ass!

    -1
  • kermitt May 7, 2013

    Leave it to a banana eater to be the Bush Man!

    +2
  • dkgarr999 May 8, 2013

    How else did you think fundamentalist Christians parents promote abstinence?

    -1
  • jamrag May 8, 2013

    Wtf is that shit.. wheres the shell suits?

    -2
  • landyp May 8, 2013

    Back in the day when white girls fucked orangutans

    -1
  • azzholee May 8, 2013

    i feel sorry for that white blond girl

    -1
  • ptsd33 May 8, 2013

    My eyes!

    -1
  • dkgarr999 May 9, 2013

    ^^ fix you avatar you gay retarded nigger

    -1
 
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