He Was Half Way Home

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Adam H.
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If you want to right a vehicle with only two wheels in Asia, you're going to have to pay the price sooner or later. Sometimes it's getting run over and crushed by a truck, and some times it's getting split in half and scattered across the street.

29 Comments
  • marcodufour May 17, 2013

    He`s only half the man he used to be.

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  • m1009 May 17, 2013

    They would all shit an egg roll if his legs started moving

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  • uk-13astard May 17, 2013

    hes still twice the man biggertalk is

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  • xizang May 17, 2013

    The whole is greater than the sum of his parts.

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  • tgarner May 17, 2013

    He was pint sized, now he's just half pint!

    -1
  • potrostation May 17, 2013

    Thank God, for his helmet! Think how much worst he'd be with out it on.

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  • elvisisdead May 17, 2013

    That Chris Angel "pulling a human in half" trick never gets old.

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  • donunderstan May 17, 2013

    At least he can still have open caskets.

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  • urapnes1701d May 17, 2013

    Died going to the store to get some Arnold Palmer 50/50.

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  • uk-13astard May 17, 2013

    He’s beside himself.

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  • playhard24 May 17, 2013

    Hopefully a dog comes by and eats his ass and gives him a taste of his own medicine.

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  • rockinron May 17, 2013

    ♪♫OHHHHH we're half way thereee....OHHoHHH we're livin on a prayer♪♫.....well maybe not living but he got the half way part right.

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  • frankdrebin May 17, 2013

    it's stressful having to be two places at once

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  • dozer67 May 17, 2013

    I guess you have to ride better than just relying on wearing a helmet.

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  • dozer67 May 17, 2013

    He's all torn up about the accident....Ha ha ha ha YEAH!!!!

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  • biggertalk May 17, 2013

    uk-13astard lol @ him, the little homo wants my dick in his mouth.

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  • kermitt May 17, 2013

    Killer wreck.

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  • sleeko May 17, 2013

    Lotta good that helmet did.

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  • morbuis669 May 17, 2013

    He was half way home, now he's just half.

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  • txdo_msk May 17, 2013

    Obviously a lady-boy: he goes both ways...

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  • uk-13astard May 17, 2013

    sorry biggertalk id like to stay AIDS FREE

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  • handsomedevil May 17, 2013

    at least he's no longer single. how's your better half?

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  • txdo_msk May 17, 2013

    For you older folks.

    Barbara Mandrell: Sleeping Double In a Single Bed...

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  • boobles May 18, 2013

    At least he's not moving like that one poor (half) bastard under the truck wheel...

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  • englishgent May 18, 2013

    How the fuck did that happen? I want to see the video now.

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  • deadgod May 18, 2013

    He's halfway literally

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  • ven0m89 May 18, 2013

    Lmao at 00:37 it sounds like he said "yeah he got his ass ran over".

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  • rodeye2 May 19, 2013

    And he still got a ticket.

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  • dkgarr999 May 19, 2013

    well they found his legs, how much you wanna bet they didn't find is wallet

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