Ohio Mall Security Guard Takes Her Job Seriously

She's one hell of a mall security guard. She's dumb, disrespectful, irrational, and quick to engage in violence against bystanders. I think she was meant to be in a position of authority. She has everything it takes to get on the police department. They're probably recruiting her right now.

44 Comments
  • donunderstan May 19, 2013

    Shave her head and give her those sweet boots and she'll be ready to rock the SWAT team. BTW to bull dyke: learn how to arm bar dumbass.

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  • 2indastink May 19, 2013

    definitely gay.

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  • marcodufour May 19, 2013

    All that for foreplay

    +4
  • thedoctor May 19, 2013

    That had to be faked. Her shirt didn't remotely fit. Her hat wasn't much better. She was lacking anything like a flashlight. She had cuffs but no training on how/when to use them, or especially when you absolutely must NOT use them.

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  • danalan666 May 19, 2013

    TSA training video

    +11
  • crazyshitisgay May 19, 2013

    Cucking funt... Look at her face and eyes when she looks into the camera...She's a fuckin retard...Nice hat, she looks like she's a character on Brickleberry.

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  • phuket_3ways May 19, 2013

    I love CUNTS like this... Put Her in the UFC. I wish this was caveman days. someone would club her and bring her back to his cave.

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  • frankdrebin May 19, 2013

    Real Cop: "so you're the security guard, how did this start?" Security Retuard: "well I saw them having a good time so I decided to break it up, and one of them shouted 'Paul Blart sucked', and I just lost it."

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  • potrostation May 19, 2013

    She's now in line to be the director of Homeland Security.

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  • jack1031 May 19, 2013

    WTF i want to see the rest of the video GOD i hate when the video cuts off before it over.

    +1
  • donunderstan May 19, 2013

    I just played this on the way to the liquor store and my two Pits actually shit everywhere I pointed the screen. I'm gonna try it with Google Earth, watch out Baton Rouge!

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  • stevenh915 May 19, 2013

    ha ha. .

    +1
  • spartan22407 May 19, 2013

    HOCKEY RULES APPLY: Third man jumps into the fight, EVERYONE jumps into the fight! Suspect the guard was PMSing...

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  • biggertalk May 19, 2013

    White people acting uncivilized as usual. I'd go down there and ram my cock down her throat, she how she likes that shit! #pimpinainteasy

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  • handsomedevil May 19, 2013

    in her tailors defense, she is shaped like a broken down ferris wheel. just saying...

    -2
  • fukurself May 19, 2013

    I'm glad ranger joe caught them bicycle kicks to the face... hopefully that will bring her down from her captain planet save a mall high

    +0
  • englishgent May 19, 2013

    Now that was entertaining!

    -1
  • crazyshitisgay May 19, 2013

    Worst lesbo porn on the internets!

    +3
  • neospace May 19, 2013

    oh I wanted to see some boobage

    +1
  • rockinron May 19, 2013

    damn it the video ended before i was done abusing the primate!

    +1
  • mothaflaka May 19, 2013

    Okay...who the fuck brought the guy in the short shorts with long boots..? Adam was it you.

    +1
  • kermitt May 19, 2013

    .....Had to fuck my wife all day! I got here late again! Tomorrow I'll post!-FACT!!!!!

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  • donunderstan May 19, 2013

    thedoctor

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    That had to be faked. Her shirt didn’t remotely fit. Her hat wasn’t much better. She was lacking anything like a flashlight. She had cuffs but no training on how/when to use them, or especially when you absolutely must NOT use them.

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    You are SO right you walking billboard for birth control. I know in my state (insert ANY STATE) Mall Security is the best dressed, best equipped, best trained in the world. Hooo Duh motherfuckers! 1st to the 3rd floor, last out of the food court! Semper Pie grunts!

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  • luminousmucus May 19, 2013

    Fake

    -1
  • alickalotapus- May 20, 2013

    there should be more mud or pudding involved.... and better looking chicks, naked with really huge knockers.... Now that would be a girl fight

    +0
  • dizeer May 20, 2013

    She needs some sort of Therapy

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  • dkgarr999 May 20, 2013

    that's what happens when you hire Canadians

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  • rodeye2 May 20, 2013

    Was Bubbles salvaging shopping carts from over the bank again.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi May 20, 2013

    Wow--she can count!

    +3
  • screwyou May 20, 2013

    Pop her brain out witn a .357 thats it

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  • sparkles May 20, 2013

    Why is she outside to begin with? Shouldnt she be in the mall securing stuff? LOL! I feel sorry for the mall!

    +1
  • bidge632000 May 20, 2013

    Where abouts was this? I have a job for her in customer relations

    +0
  • romano1784 May 20, 2013

    This could have all been avoided if she was making sandwiches like she's fucking supposed to!

    +1
  • happyjack May 20, 2013

    I don't mind an opening scene and a story line in a porno, but this one went on waaaaay too long. Oh yeah the security guard was an ugly bitch, other than that it was cool.

    -1
  • sleeko May 21, 2013

    What do you expect? Minimum wage doesn't buy much.

    +1
  • meh May 21, 2013

    nice hat..

    +0
  • ghosthunter May 21, 2013

    I bet she jacks off to Mall cop.

    +0
  • nightcrawler May 22, 2013

    See !!! this is why you don't fuck with a chick that has a helmet !!!

    +1
  • bernardpumpkin May 22, 2013

    im on her side :)

    +0
  • wiseman May 23, 2013

    Every day she makes her wife proud.

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  • barackosama May 23, 2013

    "Hey! I'm a cop and you will respect my AUTHORITAHHHHHHH!", Eric Cartman is alive!

    +1
  • ghosthunter September 30, 2013

    Dumb bitch got fired from her job..

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  • dscottwhitaker September 21, 2014

    Probably on the force in downtown Cincinnati right now.....

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  • think_adoption May 30, 2015

    actually, it was Saint Clairsville, Ohio. lol

    +0
 
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