You Need Energy Noodles

If you want to stay on top of your game, you have to get some Energy Noodles in you. You can get them straight in your veins if you want. That shit will jack you up and give you a Mega Boner. And they are now legal in over 10 countries, including Wyoming, North Dakota and Texas.

11 Comments
  • iluvkitty June 13, 2013

    I didn't know North Dakota & Texas were countries.

    +1
  • iluvkitty June 13, 2013

    So Jay, you are moving to another country????

    +1
  • frankdrebin June 13, 2013

    Even with her tiny asian feet, they couldn't use a fellow asian to boner stand for obvious reasons

    +0
  • scherbatsky June 13, 2013

    I thought when it came to boners, a limp noodle was a bad thing.

    +0
  • wardo56 June 13, 2013

    North Korea might be a bunch on inbred, illiterate rice niggers but by god they got boners

    +0
  • x-treme1 June 13, 2013

    They had to use American athletes for the "test subjects" because, let's face it, there are no asian athletes that aren't trying to break a board with their flat-assed face.

    +1
  • rockinron June 13, 2013

    damn wish my old lady could do that to my noodle!!

    +0
  • crazyshitisgay June 13, 2013

    Looked like FOOK MI AND FOOK YU. The hot ass twins from that faggy mike myers movie... Halloween?

    +0
  • solidbriscoe June 13, 2013

    Limp noodles, excruciating priapism, little Asian pans, what a great commercial. I can't wait to see the one about heroin.

    +0
  • biggertalk June 13, 2013

    Y'all gay.

    -4
  • englishgent June 13, 2013

    I'll pass on the noodles but those cute chinks need it hard in the Gary! (Gary Glitter....Shitter)

    +0
 
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