What's Behind Door Number One?

Is somebody behind that door? I'm pretty sure I heard something. Who's there? Oh, I see. Excuse me while I go remove the feces from my underwear.

15 Comments
  • tgarner June 14, 2013

    You prick, don't teach that thing how to get OUT of the house!

    +3
  • gunz June 14, 2013

    yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    -7
  • marcodufour June 14, 2013

    And i thought Asian dicks were small.

    +1
  • rockinron June 14, 2013

    wait you didnt see the whole trick. now he's going into the kitchen to fetch a beer for his master.

    +3
  • frankdrebin June 14, 2013

    my dick opens pussies the same way

    +2
  • crazyvet June 14, 2013

    I really don't want to live somewhere that BIG fucking snakes can open doors.

    -1
  • englishgent June 14, 2013

    Awesome trick. I must buy a very large snake and train it this instant.

    +1
  • biggertalk June 14, 2013

    Hoes have seen snakes in the biggertalk household.

    -7
  • solidbriscoe June 14, 2013

    Now if it fetches a bottle of vodka, along with that dog, I'd have it made! One bottle for now, then another later.

    -1
  • vaglicka June 14, 2013

    MY DICK MAKES THE SAME SOUND AND I SAY THE SAME THING WEN PULLING IT OUT...

    -1
  • urapnes1701d June 14, 2013

    Florida Bathroom?

    +0
  • wardo56 June 14, 2013

    smart snake. Beautiful too

    +1
  • doc_ock June 14, 2013

    But is it house trained.

    +0
  • shhaammuuss June 15, 2013

    ker-PLUNK*

    +0
  • rockinron June 16, 2013

    my dick makes that sound when i open my zipper.

    +0
 
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