Is somebody behind that door? I'm pretty sure I heard something. Who's there? Oh, I see. Excuse me while I go remove the feces from my underwear.
You prick, don't teach that thing how to get OUT of the house!
And i thought Asian dicks were small.
wait you didnt see the whole trick. now he's going into the kitchen to fetch a beer for his master.
my dick opens pussies the same way
I really don't want to live somewhere that BIG fucking snakes can open doors.
Awesome trick. I must buy a very large snake and train it this instant.
Hoes have seen snakes in the biggertalk household.
Now if it fetches a bottle of vodka, along with that dog, I'd have it made! One bottle for now, then another later.
MY DICK MAKES THE SAME SOUND AND I SAY THE SAME THING WEN PULLING IT OUT...
smart snake. Beautiful too
But is it house trained.
my dick makes that sound when i open my zipper.