It sure would suck to get hacked the fuck up by a machete. This guy is living proof of that. Well, he's living for now. Probably not too much longer though. Fuck that shit.
walk softly. but carry a big dick i always say.
It's obvious, he stole something.
The first period is always heavy.
Can you wiggle your fingers for me?
So this guy got into a knife fight at a gook speed talking contest?
Someone mistaked him for a banana.
life is so cheap that nobody gives a shit
At least it was done face to face, as opposed to being driven over by a rotted out 84' Carpice with 38" rims on it or being shot as a result of a bad drug deal.
Third World Problems...BAN MACHETES!!!
Blood loss will be the demise of this brownie....such a shame.
I like the mosaic pattern of the sidewalk, gonna do something like that on my patio.
That would be a bummer if he was left handed
He must have pissed somebody off.... real bad
I got hacked up by a machete and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.