Hey lady, get on this zipline. You're going to love it. Don't worry, there's no way you'll get hurt. Well, probably not. Just enjoy the ride. And try not to smash into that mountain on the other side.
get me a sammich while your over there
Whatever happened to just being lazy and drunk while on vacation.
and the question remains - what can women drive?
now send a bucket of water over so she can wash the blood and snot off the rocks
Not the tampon string she is used to.
Ziplliiinnneee...... OK guys now we got 26 more of the same lines today lets go
^^^ and that's when it hit me...
its a good thing she doesnt cook with her feet
She pooped herself.
I'm suprised she could hold on. Females rarely can even do a simple pull up. That's why they make sammiches.
Acme cloud of smoke poof. Beep beep!
Now that was funny!
gonna be tuff carrying a sammich and a beer while on crutches.
^^^and a tough time running away!
That's what you get for being a fat chick.
where's the part where she does bukaki ?
Women just suck...Literally and figuratively.
you see bitches and even simple machines don't mix
Well at least she made it...
After I die, I want my friends to drop me from a plane wearing a Wonder Woman suit and cape.