Chick's First Zipline Ride

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Adam H.
29,710 Views 3 years ago

Hey lady, get on this zipline. You're going to love it. Don't worry, there's no way you'll get hurt. Well, probably not. Just enjoy the ride. And try not to smash into that mountain on the other side.

22 Comments
  • mkultra June 26, 2013

    get me a sammich while your over there

    +2
  • yeayeayea June 26, 2013

    Whatever happened to just being lazy and drunk while on vacation.

    +2
  • frankdrebin June 26, 2013

    and the question remains - what can women drive?

    +4
  • vulture June 26, 2013

    now send a bucket of water over so she can wash the blood and snot off the rocks

    +5
  • marcodufour June 26, 2013

    Not the tampon string she is used to.

    +0
  • johnhancock June 26, 2013

    Ziplliiinnneee...... OK guys now we got 26 more of the same lines today lets go

    +0
  • johnhancock June 26, 2013

    ^^^ and that's when it hit me...

    -2
  • bigtalk June 26, 2013

    its a good thing she doesnt cook with her feet

    -6
  • biggertalk June 26, 2013

    She pooped herself.

    -7
  • solidbriscoe June 26, 2013

    I'm suprised she could hold on. Females rarely can even do a simple pull up. That's why they make sammiches.

    +1
  • jinx75 June 26, 2013

    Acme cloud of smoke poof. Beep beep!

    +1
  • englishgent June 26, 2013

    Now that was funny!

    +1
  • wardo56 June 26, 2013

    lame

    +1
  • rockinron June 26, 2013

    gonna be tuff carrying a sammich and a beer while on crutches.

    +1
  • solidbriscoe June 26, 2013

    ^^^and a tough time running away!

    +0
  • spaulding June 26, 2013

    That's what you get for being a fat chick.

    +0
  • damdean June 26, 2013

    lmmfao!!!!!!!!!!

    +0
  • fistermister June 27, 2013

    where's the part where she does bukaki ?

    +0
  • crazyshitisgay June 27, 2013

    Women just suck...Literally and figuratively.

    +0
  • ibetdaddy June 27, 2013

    you see bitches and even simple machines don't mix

    +0
  • ghosthunter June 28, 2013

    Well at least she made it...

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi June 28, 2013

    After I die, I want my friends to drop me from a plane wearing a Wonder Woman suit and cape.

    +0
 
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