I love to see new parents out and about enjoying family activities. They're so happy with their little bundle of joy, and the baby loves to be taken on drunken walks to and from the bar. They'll be getting some sleep tonight.
baby has a choise...left tit is lager...right tit is vodka
Kid is like, let me the fuck outa this thing, I wanna get home in one piece!
I see another baby in the near future.
"okokokokokokok, so here's the plan ::hiccup::... we're gonna sell this baby for more booze"
i wonder what kinda bottle the baby gets?
I bet no booze was involved... looks like junkies to me...
Move bitch you can't drive worth a fuck. You see how much better I'm driving? Dumb bitch!
crackers shouldnt be parents FACT
Babies first DUI.
If they're Russian then the baby is drunk too.
Nice going white people.
Whats even more disturbing is that the guy is the baby's father and grandfather.
The problem is inadiquate footwear. They'd have a lot less walking problems if they fucking wore shoes.
Hey bigtalk, at least when this kid grows up, he'll know who is parents are, and that's the Fact
Fact: Even though they are complete drunkards they are still better parents then any negroid!
Fuck you old man!. Even though you wear a baseball cap we can still tell that your old and bald so why bother? Get your junkie wife on her knees to suck me off now while I lecture you about the dangers of self denial.
Sick fucks like this don't deserve children. I bet they would sell that child given a good offer. This happened lots in the older days.
I always use my baby to pick up drunk chicks coming out of the bar alone :)