Truck Driver Almost Got Away

Check it out, he almost got away. Almost. But nope, he got crushed. Good for him for at least being aware of what was going on. And look on the bright side, at least he doesn't have to live in China anymore.

28 Comments
  • frankdrebin July 10, 2013

    shipping AND handling they said...

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  • tuck8541 July 10, 2013

    Yes! That was fucking awesome!

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  • tgarner July 10, 2013

    Oh Fuck, anybody got a spatula!

    +1
  • marcodufour July 10, 2013

    You know it`s a bad day when......

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  • dozer67 July 10, 2013

    He should have zigged then zagged !!!!

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  • dozer67 July 10, 2013

    OSCHA is going to be mad at this one...

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  • crazyvet July 10, 2013

    What he gets for not wearing his hard hat.

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  • yeayeayea July 10, 2013

    The evil containers wanted a blood sacrifice.

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  • kermitt July 10, 2013

    I bet he was think of calling off work that day. Too late.

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  • rockinron July 10, 2013

    as a child, he always lost when playing smear the queer with the ball.....nothings changed yet.

    +1
  • urapnes1701d July 10, 2013

    That used to be a job of mine. That machine is called a Fantuzzi. Mega $$. Fun to drive too. Too bad that operator wont be driving it anymore..

    +2
  • happyjack July 10, 2013

    Ran the wrong way. If he ran toward the back of his truck instead out towards the middle of the yard, he probably would still be driving a truck today instead of being part of the road.

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  • meh July 10, 2013

    that was hilarious, almost cartoonish! do it again!!

    -2
  • solidbriscoe July 10, 2013

    Bwahhaha!! You got smooshed! Anyone up for some rice paste?

    -3
  • drbrownsteine July 10, 2013

    Wtf!? Where are the aftermath pizza pictures?

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  • sirfartsalot July 10, 2013

    He was pressed for time.

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  • biggertalk July 10, 2013

    LAWD!!!

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  • spartan22407 July 10, 2013

    UNLUCKY LOTTERY...Better luck next life.

    +1
  • englishgent July 10, 2013

    @happyjack, I don't think he had the time! He'll be fine anyway apart from a crushed ego.

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  • potrostation July 10, 2013

    He'll be fine. He had his hard hat on.

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  • goodster July 10, 2013

    pavement pizza!

    +1
  • xerox July 10, 2013

    At least he made a damn good run for it.I would rather die like that than sit there like a retard texting or something while I got squashed.Next life he might be the driver of the crane,who knows?

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  • sharkbait July 10, 2013

    The company now has two new job openings.

    +3
  • dracos July 11, 2013

    the truck cab has better chance of protecting him then his own skin. I think in this instance texting may have saved his life. Poor guy died because his co workers mistake. now his co worker will be pounding the pavement while the truck driver got pounded into the pavement. Sucks

    -1
  • littlefoot July 11, 2013

    If only that driver had a hard hat and PT belt on he would've been able to go home and play some yankee's.

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  • vaknama July 11, 2013

    death had a hard on for that guy

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  • pizzapie July 11, 2013

    Where's the pictures of flat Jack?

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  • ibetdaddy July 11, 2013

    ha ha ha sum flat bum

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