Allow Me To Assist In Your Suicide

Wait til the wannabe hero finds out that the guy was just chilling out and trying to have some peace and quiet on his lunch break. So how does it feel to accidentally kill a guy? Dick. Shock and awe may not always be the best method.

24 Comments
  • kilo_g July 11, 2013

    He finally got rid of that annoying neighbor!

    +2
  • kermitt July 11, 2013

    I've always hear as "let me help you up" not down.

    +1
  • vulture July 11, 2013

    looked like he wanted to hang him to save on the cleanup costs

    +0
  • ptsd33 July 11, 2013

    The moment he changed his mind. I bet he has rope burn.

    +0
  • tgarner July 11, 2013

    And this was on LIFE NEWS! LMAO

    +2
  • morbuis669 July 11, 2013

    Dr. Kevorkian would be so proud!

    +1
  • boryem July 11, 2013

    Clean up in isle one.

    +0
  • rockinron July 11, 2013

    99% of all people that want to commit suicide back out and have a change of heart. so lets here it for the cop that just got away with murder!!!

    +1
  • biggertalk July 11, 2013

    Trying to be the hero SMH!

    -3
  • chipalip2049 July 11, 2013

    Never hire a Russian to do a cowboys job, nice lasso asshole.

    +1
  • tuck8541 July 11, 2013

    Get the fuck off my building!

    +2
  • drtyrell July 11, 2013

    The local bakery must be PISSED!

    +1
  • crazyvet July 11, 2013

    Oops!

    +0
  • dozer67 July 11, 2013

    "Here I come to save the daaaaay!!"

    +1
  • frankdrebin July 11, 2013

    LifeNews... really? haha

    +0
  • doc_ock July 11, 2013

    "And I die with a little help from my friends"

    +1
  • ibetdaddy July 11, 2013

    ha ha ha guess he gets the oopps my bad award

    +0
  • englishgent July 11, 2013

    That should go down as one of the biggest fuck ups ever by biggertalk suicidal rescue services inc.

    +1
  • potrostation July 11, 2013

    Was it really a fail? He did save two hours of everyone's lives trying to talk this dickhead down.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe July 11, 2013

    First MC Dickshieste, now MC Chang! The trend is spreading!!!

    +0
  • bigtalk July 11, 2013

    BWHAAAAAAAA i love it when a white boy acts out this joke classic

    -3
  • ohwickedwendi July 12, 2013

    I hate when people refuse my help.

    +0
  • dereck1991 July 13, 2013

    dumbb asss

    +0
  • jimmydcap November 19, 2016

    Talking about the one that got away.

    +0
 
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