Home Made Firecracker

Here's a guy that has his time priorities in order. He doesn't sit around and play xbox or argue with other people online about stupid shit. Nooo. He builds himself a big fucking firecracker. Then he heads out to the woods to blow that shit up. Thankfully for us he recorded the whole thing. Nice going dude!

35 Comments
  • potrostation July 13, 2013

    Log splitting Myth-buster style.

    +4
  • urapnes1701d July 13, 2013

    I need to get a hold of this guy. I need a 4th of July firework for my Ex wife's mailbox.

    +1
  • zahnfee July 13, 2013

    We Germans know how to blow the the fuck up.

    +0
  • urapnes1701d July 13, 2013

    ^^^ Yea, ask the English and polish.

    +2
  • tgarner July 13, 2013

    What the fuck was in that thing, Muslims want to know!

    +6
  • crazyvet July 13, 2013

    I love the smell of gun powder in the morning.

    +2
  • matv July 13, 2013

    hey! ya all watch this!

    -1
  • zahnfee July 13, 2013

    @urapnes...

    You mean with V1 & V2 ?

    Yeah we had a lot of fun with that bang`s ;)

    -2
  • rockinron July 13, 2013

    ^actually once we yanks started sending you steal and gun powder by airborne express mail you pretty much only new how to be blown the fuck up!

    +0
  • kermitt July 13, 2013

    Daffy Duck used to hold on to them and he was always okay in the end. You should try that.

    +1
  • vulture July 13, 2013

    @zahnfee...all im going to say is "bouncing bombs"

    +4
  • vulture July 13, 2013

    but seriously there must be a better way to make matchsticks

    +1
  • biggertalk July 13, 2013

    :O

    -3
  • englishgent July 13, 2013

    @Vulture, yep lets all raise a glass to Mr Barnes Wallis!

    +4
  • dozer67 July 13, 2013

    ATF,Homeland Security and the CIA wants to know who this guy is also..

    +1
  • fancullo July 13, 2013

    What I like about this idea is at least it created an artistic piece from a tree base.

    +0
  • spaulding July 13, 2013

    Next time hug your firecracker goodbye.

    +1
  • zahnfee July 13, 2013

    @suckingron and vulture: hmmm... one more time I see that you got no clue who has the smartest ppl in the world...

    Wernher von Braun ...fore example, was the leadership in rocket knowledge. After the war he hast got 2 choices... #1 death by a bullte or go to the usa (Alamogordo/Holloman AFB) and work there as an rocket scientist. hmmmh he rescue his own live and say "yes" to the yankee´s.

    I was stationed in Holloman AFB for 8 years so i am know about the whole history of this place.

    Without us Germans and our technical knowledge your nation has no NASA or space program...

    But that is only one example.

    ...but we still know how to blow the shit up... as you see in the video. Because the guy is a German too.

    -3
  • englishgent July 13, 2013

    ^Hey zahnfee, in a recent post you claimed to be from Egypt and that your sister lived there.

    Are you German or Egyptian?

    Smartest people in the world? The Germans? Hahahaha do me a favour son. That's why Germany lost 2 world wars eh? Oh and look what our lovely English bombers did to Dresden and our bouncing bombs did to your dams.

    Also real clever invading Russia in the fucking winter without proper protective clothing!

    Lets not forget us Brits cracking the enigma code enabling us to blow your submarines out the water aswell.

    Please go and spout your German shit elsewhere dickhead.

    +2
  • morbuis669 July 14, 2013

    He should have put that firecracker in biggertalks mailbox and showed him what a cracker is! But biggertalk probably doesn't have a mailbox.

    +1
  • vulture July 14, 2013

    ^^^he has a mail pipe it goes directly to his basement

    +1
  • Cory H. July 14, 2013

    That was cool, but I would've been more impressed had he held it in his hand.

    +1
  • zahnfee July 14, 2013

    hmmmh... you not very smart englishgent...

    Iam from Germany and I am German. That´s right my sister lives in Egypt. She´s allso German.

    ..oh and the only thing that Enlish ppl are have invented is inbreeding. Without the help of America, Great Britten will be down that quick...

    But it´s ridiculous to have a discussion with you about history or knowledge... You dont know a shit.

    I´am sorry for you retarded ppl on that small island.

    -6
  • englishgent July 14, 2013

    So English people invented inbreeding? and without the USA we would be down where exactly?

    This small island as you put it has survived perfectly well for thousands of years, long before any white man even set foot on American soil.

    All you kraut fucks have to be proud about is some crazy little fucker who didn't much like Jews some 70 or so yrs ago!

    Germany? Hahaha go back to school son.

    +2
  • englishgent July 14, 2013

    The above post was intended for our new crazyshit thick cunt Zahnfee.

    He doesn't know if he's Egyptian or German and also doesn't know his arse from his elbow about pretty much anything.

    Why am I wasting my time even typing this shit?

    At least it's fun to banter with biggie!

    +0
  • zahnfee July 14, 2013

    I dont give a shit about hittler or some other faschistic idiots... I only say that we have the smartest ppl and the most technical knowledge.. that´s all..

    You miss the main theme. Pay attention bitch.

    -3
  • zahnfee July 14, 2013

    ... and i see that you are new here on CS.. because i write it in over hunderets posts that iam german... so learn to reed 1st, then think about what you are saying and finally write it.. not vice versa.

    -3
  • urapnes1701d July 14, 2013

    ^^^^Geeze guys! All i did was make a comment about blowing shit up! Now Englishgent: call Zahnfee a Bollock licking wanker; and Zahnfee: call Englishgent a große rote Hund pimmel so we can end it and be happy ok?

    +0
  • englishgent July 14, 2013

    He is indeed a bollock licking wanker, like all fuking krauts.

    Oh and zahnfee, I've been visiting this site for about 6yrs now so I'm no newcomer.

    So the Germans are the most intelligent people and have the most technical knowledge? Well that must be true if you say so!

    Lmfao.

    +0
  • zahnfee July 14, 2013

    Hmmh I call him like his parents... shit ubu shit, good dog ;)

    -3
  • goodster July 14, 2013

    Looks like Applebees has come up with a new menu item for wildlife,,,, The Bloomin onion for beavers. with maple syrup on the side.

    +0
  • marcodufour July 15, 2013

    @englishgent i had to +1 you for the raise a glass to Mr Barnes Wallis, sadly after that the comments seemed to go a bit crazy.

    +0
  • boryem July 15, 2013

    I've seen better things to remove stumps with.

    +0
  • banapfel August 3, 2016

    this guy has a youtube channel. its alled TheOeftler

    +0
  • banapfel August 10, 2016

    @tgarner oooooohhhhhh where that comes from there are much stonger things :)

    +0
 
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