Coolest Mother Fucking Biker There Is

Man, this dude is too fucking cool. After watching himself do a few sets in the mirror, he squeezed into his favorite leather pants, buckled his fanny pack around his waist, and hit the road with helmet in hand. Look at how impressed all the people are by him.

31 Comments
  • crazyasshole July 17, 2013

    thats a sweet fanny pack you got you fucking douchebag!

    +5
  • marcodufour July 17, 2013

    Attention whore stopping that gay pride parade and all.

    +7
  • mikem1919 July 17, 2013

    Is that the guy from Jersey Shore? The tan tells me it is.

    +0
  • vulture July 17, 2013

    if the cant control that beast at low speed he'll be back with his gut spread all over the place

    +0
  • catharsis41789 July 17, 2013

    Fist bump for awesome fanny pack!

    +1
  • chipalip2049 July 17, 2013

    I'm surprised one of the men hovering around him didn't suck his dick.

    -2
  • iluvkitty July 17, 2013

    He has to wear a fanny pack, where else would he hide his dildos?

    +6
  • tgarner July 17, 2013

    The helmet won't make him any smarter, but it might keep him from getting any dumber!

    +2
  • zmolez July 17, 2013

    Hows the pavement on that sweet paintjob?

    +1
  • mccracken July 17, 2013

    very nice bike...it's hard to act cool when you just completely fucked up!

    +2
  • morbuis669 July 17, 2013

    That's Sting from TNA.

    +0
  • cemetery man July 17, 2013

    your not gonna get your cool points back by putting on a fanny pack.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe July 17, 2013

    Was there vodka involved?

    +0
  • jinx75 July 17, 2013

    I see tarzan decides to put helmet on good for you

    +0
  • handsomedevil July 17, 2013

    at least he wore his tanned leather jacket. safety first. just saying.

    -1
  • jaymz July 17, 2013

    roids and bikes don'nt mix w

    +0
  • pizzapie July 17, 2013

    give me some knuckles dude

    +0
  • spinal12 July 17, 2013

    Fucking manowar looking mother fucker, biggertalk wants a good old fashion butt fuck from you.

    +2
  • potrostation July 17, 2013

    Was that kid his gimp?

    +0
  • englishgent July 17, 2013

    Too much throttle, too much front brake and way too much ego!

    +1
  • rockinron July 17, 2013

    no women trying to help him because they know a fag when they see one.

    +1
  • doc_ock July 17, 2013

    FYI that bike is worth about $70K, built by a German Bike Builder. But your suppose to wear your helmet douche-bag

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi July 18, 2013

    I don't even know what to say about this, so I'll just call bigtalk an asshole.

    +7
  • biggertalk July 18, 2013

    Biaaaatch.

    -4
  • solidbriscoe July 18, 2013

    Hey, fuck you Spinal. I dig manowar. I dig the dictators too. I solly. Is sore spot...

    +0
  • bidge632000 July 18, 2013

    What a cunt!!

    +0
  • killkenny July 18, 2013

    Still not as cool as Techno-viking.

    +0
  • ghosthunter July 18, 2013

    To much time in the gym, and not enough on the bike..

    +1
  • hippydouche July 18, 2013

    Fanny packs are coming back in a big way.

    +1
  • ibetdaddy July 18, 2013

    some guy will be licking his road rash tonight

    +0
  • ven0m89 July 18, 2013

    Yeah ridding with your foot down like that will make you bust your ass homo

    +0
 
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