Chinese crossing guards take their jobs very seriously. Maybe cause it's the only job women are allowed to have in China that isn't inside a sweat shop. I think I finally understand why so many people are run over in China.
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. Next I would like to thank my parents, for birthing me. I want to thank my cat Delete, for always being there for me. I also want to thank President Bush for allowing me to realize that if a mentally challenged child can be president, I can be first comment... This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be an experience that I will never forget. And last but not lease I would like to thank all of the millions of people/fans out there that took time out of their day to celebrate this momentous achievement with me. I cannot stress how much of a big deal this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for like a month. But that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue. But this is how I did this I would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind to. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them the skys the limit. Being first commentor is amazing, thank you everyone!
FUCKIN AAAAY I DID IT!! I AM NOW THE 1ST DOUCHE BAG!!!
Ron whatever you are smoking " pass the douche on the left hand side "
I run these streets Bitch! Get some!
ladies... ladies... there's plenty of cock to go around. You don't have to fight for it. Dam
Is anyone else turned on by this???.....or just me?
Is the heat getting to you Ron? or you just a frustrated nut?
Now 3 way kiss and makeup....
seems like perfect hand signals for asian driving
Now go buy a gun and become a proper-villain.
You shit on my husband, you bitch! Yes I did and he likes my shit better than yours!
Cops gone wild.. Well at least they are not beating the shit out of the general public.
Bad girls, bad girls, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you....everybody now....
Somebody didn't get their fair share of rice rations today!
I like their traffic light system, but these dumbasses in the states wouldn't be able to figure it out.
Sum ting wong. Bang! Ding! OW!!
It's 2:30 AM on July 20, 2013. Everyone is fast asleep... and I'm sitting here masturbating.
^^^^^alone as usual eh biggertalk ?
I expected karate In this fight.
Neuron misfire, it comes from the gamma rays