Lucky fucker!

This is one of the luckiest idiots on Earth! Why in the fuck would you ever put your head in a gators mouth? I can't think of one. Unless, of course, you want to commit suicide in a really bad-ass way.

28 Comments
  • zahnfee July 25, 2013

    No one like Chinese people. Even alligators doesent like them.

    +1
  • luminousmucus July 25, 2013

    See the drop of blood on the bridge? I might not make it lol

    -1
  • manicme July 25, 2013

    Guess he's not into oriental...

    +2
  • frankdrebin July 25, 2013

    "this asian tastes like shit!"

    +1
  • marcodufour July 25, 2013

    " I`m solly, your God was not available at the time of you praying, please try again later "

    +5
  • crazyvet July 25, 2013

    Take this job and shove it!

    +0
  • bigtalk July 25, 2013

    if he didnt have those gook eyes he might of seen that was a bad idea

    -8
  • rouge_et_blanc July 25, 2013

    I'd bite his head if he stuck it my mouth after poking sticks up my nostrils. BTW I believe they were Thais as he made a wai.

    +1
  • kishoph July 25, 2013

    The gator was hungry again 20 minutes later.

    +9
  • killtacular July 25, 2013

    guess that gator doesn't like Asian food.

    +1
  • preferemshaved July 25, 2013

    ^^^^ it just knew he'd be hungry again in an hour.

    +1
  • rockinron July 25, 2013

    looks like on humans eat shit in asia.

    +1
  • johnhancock July 25, 2013

    He's lucky that nigguh didn't wanna death roll his ass.....

    -2
  • ohwickedwendi July 25, 2013

    One word: dumbass.

    +3
  • rockinron July 25, 2013

    "looks like ONLY"

    +1
  • mkultra July 25, 2013

    that gator was like " thug life biatch" and swam into the water

    -1
  • toesrus July 25, 2013

    That was almost entertaining.

    +1
  • showmeurtits July 25, 2013

    Guess the gator didn't like Sweet & Sour Gook.

    +2
  • 6uldv8 July 25, 2013

    Only took a small bite...........Must be full of MSG!

    +0
  • englishgent July 25, 2013

    Yep, sum ting went Wong there!

    +0
  • dozer67 July 25, 2013

    TAA!! DAA !!!........the next America's Got Talent winner.

    +0
  • spaulding July 25, 2013

    Alligators should be on obstacle on the Tough Mudder run.

    +0
  • potrostation July 25, 2013

    Shit eating slimy bastard, and the alligator.

    +0
  • biggertalk July 25, 2013

    If I wasn't such a gentleman I'd stick Wendi's head in its mouth!

    -5
  • pizzapie July 25, 2013

    that really sucks he lived

    +0
  • dracos July 26, 2013

    surely a crock there's no gators outside of the americas

    that animal let him know he wasn't feelin like it that day

    +0
  • bite-me71 July 26, 2013

    How do you claim that on workers comp?

    +0
  • boneyardsteam August 1, 2013

    Kinda like hungry hungry hippo but alittle differant

    +0
 
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