Full Steam Ahead Mates

18,609 Views 3 years ago

Thank you universe for giving a blow boater what he deserves. You see folks, here in South Florida, blow boaters are assholes. They are like the hippies of the seas. And they think they can do what ever the fuck they want. I guess that bridge operator doesn't see it that way. Bam!

  • frankdrebin July 26, 2013

    Well Jay, I'm sure they can glue it back together with some vegan food and tofu

  • johnhancock July 26, 2013

    Looks like they're not F-ailing anywhere

  • marcodufour July 26, 2013

    Hahahahah serves the arrogant asshole right.

  • vulture July 26, 2013

    how stupid he feels is equal to the number of people watching

  • Jay D. July 26, 2013

    +1 Frank!

  • sirfartsalot July 26, 2013


  • cuda1179 July 26, 2013

    That area is a no-wake zone. Looks like those dumb-ass sail boat tried to beat a lowering draw bridge. Totally their fault, not the bridge operator.

  • bigtalk July 26, 2013

    always let the white boy go first so you know what not to do

  • chupamiverga July 26, 2013

    from sail boat to row boat

  • cruiserman July 26, 2013

    assholes....stay ashore...

  • spaulding July 26, 2013

    Took the wind right out of your sails didn't it?

  • mkultra July 26, 2013

    he had a little captain in him

  • englishgent July 26, 2013

    Lmfao! Bridge operator shoud get a raise.

  • rockinron July 26, 2013

    what a fag, got his ass kicked by a bridge!!

  • potrostation July 26, 2013

    He read in the rule book the he has the "right of way" even from stationary objects.

  • tuck8541 July 26, 2013

    Red light, greeeeeen light, red light stop! Got you!

  • biggertalk July 27, 2013

    arghhh m8

  • ohwickedwendi July 27, 2013

    The little boat that said "Fuck this".

  • handsomedevil July 27, 2013

    "i am a sail to the water, money's a sail to my boat/it's going down, it's going down, like there's a whale in the boat/and you can smell what i smoke; and yeah, i sip that lean/you hit me with that combination, it make my eyes bleed..."

  • murkpsk July 27, 2013

    At least white people can afford boats that are nice. You guys can't even swim either...

  • rimjobber July 27, 2013

    ^murkpak is 100% right. Even the little Asian kids in my school can swim circles around the black folks. They stand in the shallow end.

  • boneyardsteam August 1, 2013

    To bad the mast didn't send his head over the right field wall.

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