Los Angeles Jumper Successfully Dies

If you're going to kill yourself, I'd recommend jumping from higher up than the 4th floor so you don't end up just breaking a bunch of bones and paralyzing yourself. But this guy didn't go any higher and he successfully killed himself. Way to get the job done.

25 Comments
  • johnhancock August 7, 2013

    only what 3 floors? Impressive

    +3
  • boneyardsteam August 7, 2013

    The 4th floor? You pussy

    +3
  • marcodufour August 7, 2013

    An unusual way to try and catch the bus.

    +3
  • sirfartsalot August 7, 2013

    It's raining men!

    -1
  • 2indastink August 7, 2013

    That R Kelly guy was full of shit....

    +5
  • morbuis669 August 7, 2013

    Allah Ackbar!

    +0
  • morbuis669 August 7, 2013

    And nobody cared.

    +2
  • scherbatsky August 7, 2013

    All these other countries have been kicking our ass in suicide videos. Good to see that we are still in the game. USA, USA, USA!

    +5
  • vulture August 7, 2013

    that sounded like a great belly flop

    +1
  • kermitt August 7, 2013

    Geronimoooo......SPLAT!

    +1
  • frankdrebin August 7, 2013

    thank you black dude for the stereotypical commentary

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi August 7, 2013

    Maybe he had to listen to bigtalk ramble away about something totally arcane.

    +1
  • bigtalk August 7, 2013

    its just a cracker as you can tell NO ONE gave one shit about him

    -5
  • sparkles August 7, 2013

    No biggertalk! He left a shit for you! I heard the splat!

    +2
  • spaulding August 7, 2013

    Did they stop honoring his credit card on Rodeo drive?

    +0
  • rockinron August 7, 2013

    and the earth kept turning ,the fires kept burning, and the sun kept setting, next!

    +1
  • ibetdaddy August 7, 2013

    i give a 2, no degree of difficulty involved

    +0
  • biggertalk August 7, 2013

    sparkles is dead, yay

    -2
  • englishgent August 7, 2013

    If I did that, I'd jump from like 500 ft or more and aim straight for the middle of traffic. Just to splat bits of me on peoples cars and piss everyone off by making a huge fucking mess! Hahaahahahaha.

    +0
  • dracos August 7, 2013

    suicide, your doing it all perfect

    +0
  • pizzapie August 7, 2013

    SPLATT

    +0
  • dozer67 August 8, 2013

    4 floors and this guy died? In Russia that would just be a dare...

    +1
  • handsomedevil August 8, 2013

    a naked white woman? i bet she landed on 10 black dicks.

    -1
  • boryem August 8, 2013

    you mean my superman cape was a fake?

    +1
  • 3dr0 August 8, 2013

    I bet he looks like piggy from lord of the flys now..

    +0
 
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