Sure you didn't fart. It was the couch, not your slutty ass. I guess the truth will come out once the room smells like rotten eggs. You're still getting fucked, you dirty whore.
That sweet, sweet ass just speaks to me.
I would of told her to turn around and sucked my cock first !
I've got a cork we can plug that with!
What's that brown stuff running down your leg? Let me guess its the brown couch
She talkin shit with a hairlip!
she did'nt fart, if she had it would sound like a woodwind instrument with that g-string up her arse
Zennifer ze party poopa?
She needs a wipe
Slut:*queef!* \"it was the couch!\"
Cameraman: \" sure it was the couch. But it didn't smell like shit this morning. Why does it now?\"
The couch is alive with the sounds of queefing...
i think she has to shit, she just "couched" her terms in more diplomatic language.
Here comes another reality show. Farting on the couch.
^^^ brought to you by MTV.
your voice is diferent but your breath smells the same.
what a fail on the white boy this still makes you gay FACT
Oh yes, I'd make it queef alright!
YYou's Guy get me in trouble every FUCKIN' Night! I'm just gonna go to BED and mark it as another day!" You DEAL with this Bitch!"
Somebody, please call the police!
That big ass can't hit choir boy notes like that. My money's on the couch. As in " Pick the money up with your teeth woman while I hold my pecker like a Medieval Knight on his lance and get a running start". Loves them ho's.
Disgusting Caucasian woman......
The cameraman is her husband.
98% of the time that would be a turn off but I'd still knock the foundation out