What Was That Noise?

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Adam H.
40,830 Views 3 years ago

Sure you didn't fart. It was the couch, not your slutty ass. I guess the truth will come out once the room smells like rotten eggs. You're still getting fucked, you dirty whore.

23 Comments
  • longhungwong August 14, 2013

    That sweet, sweet ass just speaks to me.

    +6
  • strictlycrazy August 14, 2013

    I would of told her to turn around and sucked my cock first !

    +2
  • tgarner August 14, 2013

    I've got a cork we can plug that with!

    +5
  • boneyardsteam August 14, 2013

    What's that brown stuff running down your leg? Let me guess its the brown couch

    +5
  • sharkbait August 14, 2013

    She talkin shit with a hairlip!

    +4
  • vulture August 14, 2013

    she did'nt fart, if she had it would sound like a woodwind instrument with that g-string up her arse

    +1
  • frankdrebin August 14, 2013

    Zennifer ze party poopa?

    +2
  • zmolez August 14, 2013

    She needs a wipe

    +2
  • solidbriscoe August 14, 2013

    Slut:*queef!* \"it was the couch!\"

    Cameraman: \" sure it was the couch. But it didn't smell like shit this morning. Why does it now?\"

    +0
  • solidbriscoe August 14, 2013

    The couch is alive with the sounds of queefing...

    +0
  • handsomedevil August 14, 2013

    i think she has to shit, she just "couched" her terms in more diplomatic language.

    -1
  • crazyvet August 14, 2013

    Here comes another reality show. Farting on the couch.

    +2
  • solidbriscoe August 14, 2013

    ^^^ brought to you by MTV.

    +1
  • rockinron August 14, 2013

    your voice is diferent but your breath smells the same.

    +2
  • jerryrocks August 14, 2013

    killer ass!!!

    +0
  • bigtalk August 14, 2013

    what a fail on the white boy this still makes you gay FACT

    -3
  • englishgent August 14, 2013

    Oh yes, I'd make it queef alright!

    +1
  • kermitt August 15, 2013

    YYou's Guy get me in trouble every FUCKIN' Night! I'm just gonna go to BED and mark it as another day!" You DEAL with this Bitch!"

    +0
  • kermitt August 15, 2013

    Somebody, please call the police!

    +0
  • donunderstan August 15, 2013

    That big ass can't hit choir boy notes like that. My money's on the couch. As in " Pick the money up with your teeth woman while I hold my pecker like a Medieval Knight on his lance and get a running start". Loves them ho's.

    +0
  • biggertalk August 15, 2013

    Disgusting Caucasian woman......

    -2
  • ohwickedwendi August 15, 2013

    The cameraman is her husband.

    +0
  • ven0m89 August 15, 2013

    98% of the time that would be a turn off but I'd still knock the foundation out

    +0
 
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