A giant military hover craft rolling up on shore will put a damper on your nice day at the beach. Especially when they tell everybody to leave afterward. I'm waiting for the captain to hop out and road rage on somebody.
Park by the chic in the thong
Everybody that needs to pee, get off and hurry up.
rape, pilage and plunder in that order men
They heard Snowden was there on vacation
yup, they've been drinking
I guess the captain lost at Russian roulette
Yeah-Just park it right fucking there you dick head!
They must have not had enough room to get up to 85%... proof.
moveski the fuckski outta the wayski!!
Confiscate the vodka men!!! Everyone, your vacation is OVER!
shore leave boys!
invade the us and kill the rednecks
Coming to the states near you.
Apparently is a military beach, Russia is so broke all the signs got stolen for scrap and they can't afford any guards. People wont leave a good spot on the beach for anything.
Damn Ruskies always showing off their military might.
Hopefully they killed a few ants
Okay boys...bring the Webber's cuz we're cooking all those fish we just caught.
"the sea was angry that day, my friends; like an old man returning soup in a deli."