What do you do if you have to remove a bloody corpse from the street and you don't want all the bystanders to be traumatized by the site of his mangled body? That's easy. Cover him up with newspaper. It works every time.
They should dispatch a cop clown to moped accidents to keep the crowd amused.
Who new that a million mopeds, going different directions, weaving around cars and trucks at a high rate of speed could be so dangerous.
they covered him in the styles section for that jazzy spread
Can't these fuckers buckle their chin strap
Hey wait wait, that's the sports page, let me have that back!
Leave it for the stray dogs
why not the little fuckers probably can't read anyways
nice touch letting him read the paper on the way to the morg
He finally made the Front Page
What's Black and White and Red allover
^^^ Asian newspapers.
They left him the paper to read in hell.
Your moms lipstick on a zebras ass?
who the fuck still uses a blackberry?
i'm from the streets bruh
Wow, that's like terrible...or summin.
Now..In todays news......
Why don't they just put a motor and wheels on a bodyboard?