BWAHAHAHAHA!

Fucking chump! How the fuck are you going to ask a chick to marry you after 3 months? Why the fuck would you get married anyways? I've been there and all being married did was make it hard and costly to break-up. Fuck that! I'm fine with living with the lady I love as my girlfriend.

41 Comments
  • slippy August 24, 2013

    Oh well, go open a 7 eleven.

    +10
  • chupamiverga August 24, 2013

    thats the last time she gets a free slurpee from 7-11

    +4
  • thunderbutt August 24, 2013

    Negative!

    +2
  • potrostation August 24, 2013

    He's still a virgin!

    +5
  • longhungwong August 24, 2013

    You can't handle the truth!

    Honesty is the best policy.

    Love hurts!

    +3
  • woozlewuzzle August 24, 2013

    Fake as fuck.

    +10
  • tgarner August 24, 2013

    That's the funniest fucking thing I've seen in ages, I fucking lost it big time when she wacked him! ROFLMMFAO

    +3
  • vulture August 24, 2013

    i was sick at 1.51

    +1
  • boneyardsteam August 24, 2013

    Was that kumar?

    +4
  • 2indastink August 24, 2013

    As real as my pet cats orgasm last night.

    +4
  • xizang August 24, 2013

    His next public announcement was that he's now gay. No more women for him!

    +1
  • crazyvet August 24, 2013

    She really knows how to silence a room.

    +1
  • englishgent August 24, 2013

    If that was genuine it was absolute genius! Omg how humiliating. Too funny.

    +2
  • dozer67 August 24, 2013

    it was good till she hit him then it looked fake... My wife hates shit like that, if I did it, she would have just stormed off....

    +2
  • marcodufour August 24, 2013

    Fake! He dropped like a whore`s knickers when she hit him with that oh so light Jukele! Was somebody on the grassy knoll for fucks sake ?

    +2
  • solidbriscoe August 24, 2013

    Brilliant!!! Don't you know cheese does not keep in India?

    +0
  • happyjack August 24, 2013

    So was that a yes?

    +2
  • ven0m89 August 24, 2013

    If that was real that was fucking priceless

    +0
  • bigtalk August 24, 2013

    and DWHEEEEEEEEEEEE now go beg for her forgiveness dumbass

    -3
  • rockinron August 24, 2013

    amazing how a hand job will make a 30 year old virgin act like a fucking moron.

    +1
  • jackpot August 24, 2013

    That's real. If it was fake she's the worlds best actress!

    -3
  • donunderstan August 24, 2013

    FAIL!

    +0
  • drtyrell August 24, 2013

    I'm so sick of bitches dating "SAFE." Stop giving pussy nerds your pussy, and you'll stop having pussy nerds for children.

    -1
  • ouch August 24, 2013

    Stupid brown bastard!

    +4
  • pizzapie August 24, 2013

    Quit lying Henry, you live with Adam and his cock

    +0
  • solidbriscoe August 24, 2013

    I've done this soo many times... At least they kicked me in the balls and didn't make a scene out if it.

    +0
  • biggertalk August 24, 2013

    lolz might as well kill yourself now buddy

    -3
  • tuck8541 August 24, 2013

    Of course you can't marry your sister!

    +0
  • fulmerino August 24, 2013

    Poor Little Feller......

    +0
  • dracos August 25, 2013

    that smelled like a tears and curry

    +0
  • biggest_talk August 25, 2013

    That band is like, "we're still getting paid for this right?"

    +3
  • romano1784 August 25, 2013

    I learned in kindergarten when a girl hits you it means she likes you. I'd have loved the hell out of her with the guitar.

    -1
  • masterofacid August 25, 2013

    There is no way that really just happened. What a bitch.

    +0
  • jkirk1963 August 25, 2013

    I like her .

    +0
  • Cory H. August 25, 2013

    If I proposed to my sister, she'd do the same thing.

    +6
  • richmaldon1 August 25, 2013

    The message on the train was foreshadowing the event that followed.

    +1
  • ibetdaddy August 25, 2013

    stupid fake shit

    +2
  • pinkdildo August 25, 2013

    I should have done that to my ex.

    +0
  • pusshead August 25, 2013

    c'mon crazyshit guys. is this fakeshit.com?

    +0
  • sleeko August 27, 2013

    Bullshit!.... Staged Youtube video.

    +0
  • 420ripper September 22, 2013

    HEADSHOT! HUMILIATION!

    +0
 
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