Twofer Tuesday: Asian Women Crossing

Clearly Asian women are just as bad at crossing the street as they are at driving. I'm pretty sure the only reason these two halfwits didn't get totally destroyed is because men were driving. I hope that didn't interrupt your phone conversation you dumb cunt.

21 Comments
  • zmolez August 27, 2013

    Sounded like the dink in the car had an orgasm...

    +2
  • dozer67 August 27, 2013

    The second one I'd grab her ass and make her a slave till she paid off the damage.

    +2
  • tgarner August 27, 2013

    I would say they need to open their fucking eye's, but I guess that's as open as they get!

    +4
  • crazyvet August 27, 2013

    Crosswalks, we don't need no stinking crosswalks.

    +1
  • zmolez August 27, 2013

    @tgarner the world is still at a 45 degree angle to them anyways

    +3
  • boneyardsteam August 27, 2013

    Chink chics love whiplash

    +1
  • urapnes1701d August 27, 2013

    That 2nd one was probably looking for the days buffet special at the Chinese restaurant.

    +0
  • frankdrebin August 27, 2013

    First guy got Chinese daughter all over his car - seriously devalues that shit. Second lady is he Chinese version of The Wraith (if you know your 80's charlie sheen movies)

    +3
  • boneyardsteam August 27, 2013

    I hear charlie sheens new show is called "TWO AND A HALF PERSONALITIES"

    +2
  • rockinron August 27, 2013

    id of stuffed that cell phone so far up her ass, jackie chan himself wouldn't have been able to dig it out with 3 foot chop sticks!

    +1
  • solidbriscoe August 27, 2013

    Wat closswrokks?

    +0
  • jeeprod August 27, 2013

    So, THAT'S how they get those tiny-ass little feet. (First closswawkeh)

    +0
  • englishgent August 27, 2013

    Had they both been splatted on the road, the videos would have been far more entertaining. Alas, a semi decent twofer though.

    +0
  • potrostation August 27, 2013

    1St bitch yelled into the truck window "Sucky-fucky $5 dollars!"

    +0
  • doc_ock August 27, 2013

    The first girl ran up to that truck and keyed it.

    +0
  • donunderstan August 27, 2013

    With eyes like theirs you'd think that they would have awesome peripheral vision. They should be able to see around corners for Christs sake.

    +0
  • biggertalk August 27, 2013

    eveytime a white boy walks next to my car i tell him "get your cracker ass outta the way" lolz

    -5
  • biggertalk August 27, 2013

    they start acing all scared too lmao

    -5
  • zmolez August 28, 2013

    @biggerniggertalk^^^ seriously you are one dumb bitch...

    +1
  • dozer67 August 28, 2013

    biggertalk you own a car?....more like a bicycle with a flat tire nerd...

    +1
  • rodeye2 August 29, 2013

    Adidas gives you super powers.

    +1
 
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