Dolphins Do It Better

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Adam H.
23,555 Views 3 years ago

This is the first documented case of a dolphin spontaneously firing a load while swimming. How fucking jealous are you of that shit? No physical contact and he's still able to bust a nut. My new hero has fins.

12 Comments
  • boneyardsteam September 4, 2013

    The Y.M.C.A. pool

    +4
  • marcodufour September 4, 2013

    He`s been watching all the fish with their teasing sucking action.

    +4
  • tgarner September 4, 2013

    I got banned from the local pool for this very same thing!

    +7
  • crazyvet September 4, 2013

    Must be a teenager.

    +1
  • douchebaggins September 4, 2013

    He was thinkin of the sweet blowhole on that chick he saw on the way home from work.

    +0
  • rockinron September 4, 2013

    worlds first premature ejaculating dolphin. didn't even make it to her doorstep.

    -1
  • sirpussalot September 4, 2013

    That's why the sea is so salty!

    +3
  • solidbriscoe September 4, 2013

    Great! Now all those fagfish can swim through it!

    +1
  • englishgent September 4, 2013

    I'm jealous!

    +0
  • potrostation September 4, 2013

    You poor no hands bastard!

    +2
  • biggertalk September 4, 2013

    some of y'all wanna eat that shit up

    -1
  • loulou September 7, 2013

    Another reason why I will never swim in the ocean.

    +0
 
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