Can't Outrun An Artillery Shell

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Adam H.
32,829 Views 3 years ago

Yeah, you guys can try running from the artillery, but you won't get too far. Look on the bright side, now you can hangout with all your boys and all your virgins up in Akbar heaven. I bet it's pretty sandy up there.

26 Comments
  • boneyardsteam September 6, 2013

    Anyone else hear that whistling sound? Must be lunch time at the ole snack bar.

    +7
  • marcodufour September 6, 2013

    I don`t believe a word of this bullshit! so they saw the shell travelling at 1000`s of a feet a second and attempted to run away ???? What the fuck???!!!! back to bed World! watch Fox news, C.N.N. B.B.C. for their miraculous escapes......

    -2
  • brandon_ September 6, 2013

    They need to learn how to read the manual before operating the thing.

    -2
  • sharkbait September 6, 2013

    Boner achieved!!

    +3
  • marcodufour September 6, 2013

    All these years we`ve been getting it wrong, he`s saying " Hello Ackbar ? hello Ackbar ? " ( translation Hello radio check, hello radio check ) must be a mate of his.

    +0
  • fulmerino September 6, 2013

    Who's Side Is Their "Allah" On? I'm Having Trouble Figgerin This Out

    +0
  • crazyvet September 6, 2013

    If you listen, and I know from experience, you can hear a shell or mortar round coming in several seconds before it hits.

    +4
  • frankdrebin September 6, 2013

    all they needed was a midget pointing up going, "de plane, de plane"

    +4
  • morbuis669 September 6, 2013

    Nuke their asses already.

    +1
  • superhotdom September 6, 2013

    nice

    +0
  • boryem September 6, 2013

    Ring ring. Hello hell, this is God. I am sending you 3 more fucking idiots. Yes there is some re-assembly required.

    +5
  • solidbriscoe September 6, 2013

    It went KA-POOYAH!!!

    +2
  • pinkdildo September 6, 2013

    ha ha ha

    +0
  • the_aristocrat September 6, 2013

    His wife said \"don't blow it this time\".

    +0
  • chipalip2049 September 6, 2013

    Fucking pussy couldn't hold the camera still.

    +0
  • drtyrell September 6, 2013

    We can only hope they were rebels.

    +0
  • goodster September 6, 2013

    un-negged ya crazyvet. some fucks just can't listen.

    +1
  • spartan22407 September 6, 2013

    Don't allow nuisance or distraction fire become TOO convincing or else the enemy will believe it to be the main thrust of attack and will easily assign ordnance on it. CASE IN POINT.

    +0
  • englishgent September 6, 2013

    That was entertaining.

    +0
  • kloneranger80 September 6, 2013

    All the Alan snack bar fucks just need to die and get re-encarnated as a set of anal beads that belong to fucking Oprah Winfrey.

    +3
  • potrostation September 6, 2013

    Ackbar's funnies videos are the best.

    +2
  • kloneranger80 September 6, 2013

    +1 Drebin

    +0
  • rockinron September 6, 2013

    how can you fuck 72 virgins if your dick and nuts are blown to bits?

    +1
  • biggertalk September 7, 2013

    allahuhudgsdsakbadf

    -4
  • loulou September 7, 2013

    Assholes, people are dying and all these fucks want to talk about is Alan's Snack bar. What a shitty way to advertise.

    +0
  • airsporter June 10, 2014

    Just another Lewis Hamilton G.P. Pitstop... He'll be out at the next GP. with a slightly modified nosecone.

    +0
 
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