Ain't it lovely! I mean beheading is just such a great and peaceful way to die. I totally see why we're helping these people. They're so noble and....man fuck them! Barbaric mother-fuckers!
A chainsaw would be more efficient. You could remove twice the heads in half the time. Work smart not hard
I've seen so many of these now, that I'm ready to give it a try. Hey guys, bring me some captive Muslims and Mexicans...
i've got a butter knife sharper than that
And after round one, the coward terrorist in the grey shirt is the winner.
Are we sending them rubber knives as a spoof?
And these are probably our "allies" in Siria.
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Was that a fucking race?
Looks like there's two new tidbits on the Alan snackbar buffet...
I say, those two men are both jolly good sports for donating their heads eh? Round two is the morrow, it's the cock & balls chopping final. Can't wait.
Doesn't anybody over there know how to sharpen a knife? If I gave a dam I might think about opening a sharpening biss. in the market district.
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there really is no god. or this would have ended a thousand years ago.
It was deff a race, and it went neck and neck for a while until Muhommed got ahead!
silly religions.but this is tamer than what the Christians did back in the good ole days....
I heard that if you cut 5 heads off they'll give you a camel!
I don't know which is more irritating, these folks yelling allahu akbar or "other" folks yelling worldstar!!!!
Why don't the prisoners ever struggle until the end?
The cartel is definitely better at that game.
God damn KFC spork would be more efficient.
Doesn't the Middle East have at least ONE sharp knife to save their lives???!?!??
Hmm looks like Alan's Snackbar is having a 2 for 1 sale on heads!