IED placing is one of those careers that either you're really good at, or you're a bloody fucking mess on the side of the road. Needless to say, he wasn't very good at it. Oh well.
Quietly mumbling al akbar
The world needs a few hundred million more like him.
if you have to read the instructions you failed...he did'nt read and still failed
Hey camelfucker, you got blown the fuck up!
Reading skills brought to you today by Mr Alackbar Magoo
He looks like the lunch special at 'Alan's Snackbar'
Practice makes perfect... well better luck next time asshole.
Now he's an Improvised Exploding Douchefritter
Ok! I read it wrong! I thought it said I.U.D!
He mumbles through split lips:\" I can't feel my legs..\"
Retort:\" because you have no hands, fucko!!\"
dagnabbit! and he was syrias best wide-receiver, too. he always caught the bomb!
ha ha no virgins for you
I Wonder If The Hairy Virgin Pussy Is Worth All That Shit. Allah Must've Forgot About This Fucker.
Prob would have had his head cut off at some point anyway.
Does anybody really care?
He's still alive. Pour some salt on him!
What? No al akbar shout outs?
smear bacon fat in his wounds and make sure he knows your doing it!
QUICK, somebody give him a joint for the pain ...
oh, wait ...
Losing face and there'll be no virgins waiting for him today.
suicide bomber instructor