Eat Lead Mother Fucker

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Adam H.
41,570 Views 3 years ago

I've learned many important life lessons from crazyshit, and one of them that is applicable here is, never trust a guy wearing a helmet while he is not on a motorcycle. He is not looking to do anything good. Unless you consider shooting you in the face several times good.

19 Comments
  • boneyardsteam September 12, 2013

    No refund huh? I"LL BE BACK

    +3
  • tgarner September 12, 2013

    Pissed off husband maybe?

    +3
  • thunderbutt September 12, 2013

    Just checking to see if the painkillers work.

    +1
  • douchebaggins September 12, 2013

    Dying while working has got to be the shittiest way to go. I want to go buttfucking a 19 year old supermodel while bareback riding on a skydiving unicorn and eating a bacon cheeseburger. No lettuce. I fucking hate lettuce.

    +11
  • frankdrebin September 12, 2013

    "sir! sir! you no take yo receipt!"

    +1
  • acdcfan September 12, 2013

    I didnt like his helmet either

    +2
  • pinkdildo September 12, 2013

    now that is how you do that shit.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe September 12, 2013

    Bang! Bang! Shooty! Shooty! You're dead.

    +2
  • matv September 12, 2013

    he forgot to rob the place

    +2
  • crazyvet September 12, 2013

    Somebody is sending a clear message.

    +2
  • jinx75 September 12, 2013

    Did he not see him comming?

    +1
  • rockinron September 12, 2013

    why the fuck do they allways use pansy ass 9mm? if i was a hit man i'd use a snub nose 44 magnum. 1 shot, one exsploded head! none of this grab your face shit and trying to stand up after allread taking 2-3 to the melon from a 9mm. fucking amatures

    +1
  • kloneranger80 September 12, 2013

    Didn't even wait his turn in line, fucking rude.

    +4
  • donunderstan September 12, 2013

    Damn, someone was late with their Chase Bank house payment.

    +2
  • sirpussalot September 12, 2013

    Next hit I do I'm using a .44 and blaming it on rockingron

    +2
  • dagun September 12, 2013

    Only Henry is allowed to repost old shit. Adam, we expect better from you.

    +1
  • dawgfan1969 September 13, 2013

    I feel that way after a long hard day/drive and paying with cash,having to guess,then having to walk back in to get my change.

    +1
  • rockinron September 13, 2013

    well fuck you sirpussalot, fuck you very very much, your a real swell guy.

    +1
  • biggertalk September 13, 2013

    who wants a lead salad

    +0
 
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