Somebody Needs A New Car

This is what I hope for everyday when I hear the alarm going off on that piece of shit car outside my window. If that fucking car doesn't start on fire one of these days soon, I might have to go light it up myself. That would be fucking awesome!

12 Comments
  • frankdrebin September 13, 2013

    al qaeda appreciation day?

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  • kilo_g September 13, 2013

    Fire! Fire! (In my beavis voice)

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  • crazyvet September 13, 2013

    My car alarm worked great. That fucker will never steal another car.

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  • boneyardsteam September 13, 2013

    Shit...I droped my blunt under the seat and can't find it....oh well it probably went out.

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  • preferemshaved September 13, 2013

    Just another day in Russia.

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  • rockinron September 13, 2013

    fireball provided by muslim motors where our moto is "you get it where it go's and we'll make it blow"

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  • acdcfan September 13, 2013

    Thats one way the wife will finally get her new car

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  • solidbriscoe September 13, 2013

    Where are my marshmallows?

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  • m1009 September 13, 2013

    Ahh the old Stuff a Rag in the Gas Tank and light it on fire Gag, yeah that's always a good one, works even better when your EX is still in the car

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  • kloneranger80 September 13, 2013

    Apparently vehicles can be monks too!

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  • englishgent September 13, 2013

    Al Qaida have run out of suicide bombers so are now brainwashing cars....

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  • biggertalk September 14, 2013

    it's fine

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