Decorating The Pussy

Decorating a vagina really doesn't have to be this complicated. I've decorated plenty with just a few squirts of my man juice. Hell, they can use it as a gel to keep their vag hairs in line. Anyway, I'd like to fill out a job application.

28 Comments
  • potrostation September 18, 2013

    Her name: Marry Jane.

    +2
  • crazyvet September 18, 2013

    I would come out of retirement to take that job.

    +1
  • boryem September 18, 2013

    I can do that job.... where do I sign up

    +0
  • acdcfan September 18, 2013

    Better than the Vintage look.

    +0
  • vulture September 18, 2013

    that a bit over kill for a quickie bent over bosses car bonnet

    +4
  • boneyardsteam September 18, 2013

    To my guidance counselor...FUCK YOU...you couldn't tell me about jobs like this??? Yeah public works is a much beter job.....DUMBASS

    +5
  • tgarner September 18, 2013

    Are we suppose to smoke it now?

    +1
  • ibetdaddy September 18, 2013

    shit i'd do it fo free, with free touch ups weekly

    +2
  • solidbriscoe September 18, 2013

    She non-verbally lets all of her fuck partners know she's on the weed.

    +1
  • doc_ock September 18, 2013

    Puts a whole new meaning to the word "trim"

    +0
  • boofano September 18, 2013

    What a load of shit . shave it all off ...

    +5
  • livan September 18, 2013

    and where the statement about vodka? Commentator on Russian says ......

    +0
  • potrostation September 18, 2013

    @ tgarner: I'd slip her the pipe!

    +0
  • xizang September 18, 2013

    You guys busy yourselves with decorating the outside. I'll take care of decorating the inside of her sweet little vagina.

    +1
  • rockinron September 18, 2013

    i like what they did with the valance, but what did they do with the curtains!

    +0
  • pizzapie September 18, 2013

    Can you shave a vagina into my neck?

    +0
  • englishgent September 18, 2013

    Why oh why can't I have that job? Even just for one day will replenish my memory banks for years!

    +1
  • pinkdildo September 18, 2013

    fat chics get that shit done too

    -1
  • drtyrell September 18, 2013

    Any guy who cares like DICK.

    +0
  • sleeko September 18, 2013

    Nothing there I can't do with my tongue.

    +0
  • donunderstan September 19, 2013

    A little of my man spackle will seal that crack in the middle.

    +0
  • dagun September 19, 2013

    Must be Canadian.

    +0
  • biggertalk September 19, 2013

    ehhhh

    -2
  • dawgfan1969 September 19, 2013

    Can I have a piece of that new flavor called Fussy Hair chewing gum?

    +0
  • pinkdildo September 19, 2013

    ehhhh

    -1
  • biggertalk September 20, 2013

    EHHH FUCKING EH

    +0
  • russianblood September 21, 2013

    she better get implantate her headhair on the pussy

    +0
  • l25 November 2, 2013

    shave her a fish because that match with the smell of the pandora...

    +0
 
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