You thought deer could only run and jump, but these motherfuckers can fly now. They're breeding super deer. It all started when Rudolph and Prancer went whoring it up in Vegas, dropping their loads in all the deer sluts they could find.
please i live in michigan. we have the highest toll of car deer accidents in the country. i have hit 6 of those furry little bastards in the last 9 years and my wife creamed 2 with my ranger 2 years ago at the same time! this deer got up and ran off i'd bet my house payment on it!
^^Ron.. I went truckin with my OLDMAN out your way when I was younger, counted over a hundred carcasses in less than 75 miles. Deer just turn to mush under a semi's wheels..
everyone i know changes their car insurance to a 100 deductible during oct nov, dec, because thats the deers breeding season up here. and the furry little fuckers run around with hard on's not watching where they are going.
Oh deer
Well it wasn't Rudolf, I think it was Blitzen
You can see shit come out of it. HAHAHA!
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New dashcam location. Level: russian
If you watch it frame by frame you'll see 2indastink in the tall grass grinning.
if you build it, they will cross
It went from doe to duh in 1.3 seconds
Deer balls, corner pocket
Say man I's hear thems deer taste like chicken.
Dashcam on the side is as good as a deer in the bush.
Some people shouldn't operate machinery.
It will walk it off.
I've seen a deer clear a 2 lane highway.
please i live in michigan. we have the highest toll of car deer accidents in the country. i have hit 6 of those furry little bastards in the last 9 years and my wife creamed 2 with my ranger 2 years ago at the same time! this deer got up and ran off i'd bet my house payment on it!
Yea if they put deer crossing signs there, they are gonna cross.
^^Ron.. I went truckin with my OLDMAN out your way when I was younger, counted over a hundred carcasses in less than 75 miles. Deer just turn to mush under a semi's wheels..
Santa is going to be Pissed at you.
Poor Rudy will be deerly missed.
Run over some deer in GTA V!
everyone i know changes their car insurance to a 100 deductible during oct nov, dec, because thats the deers breeding season up here. and the furry little fuckers run around with hard on's not watching where they are going.