Nothing like a Thursday-morning ride down your favorite winding-road and getting your leg ripped off and your crotch split in fucking two! Now that's living!
looks at the bright side. your shoe costs have now halved
There's something horribly wrong with that leg. It's all dark brown, and white on the bottom of the foot. That's ugly, man. Oh, the owner was a negro? Nevermind.
Hey! Looks like the dude's minus a penis and pair of balls too. Everyone look around, then STOMP on those balls!
everyone owns a bike but not everyone is a bike rider..
Whats that in the road, a head?
Get up Pussy, HOP it off.
Someone get a bandaid....
Ron, take it away!!! There's a lot of woundcunt here... In their crotches too!!! Life must be good... Well, not for them...
No work boot to be found at that accident. Wonder if WIC or EBT covers that. Oh shit, that's right..we are blessed with Obamacare. All hail the mulatto messiah.
That must be one of those highly skilled crotch-rocket riding fellows I was informed about yesterday.
Jay would hit it.
Too bad no ambulamps is coming
He fell to pieces.
Damn that's just too bad...next
thats some fine looking leg...stump pu....thigh pus. that shit all looks fine as hell!! but i'm afraid i'd get burns on my knee's that road looks hot as fuck!!
looks like your going to be bleeding alot from that place for now on you need to decide of you like kotex or a tampon man
This was difficult to masturbate to.
I blame crackaz
Another jap bike fag bites the dust. Ho hum.
Foot loose, foot loose kick off your Sunday shin. Please Louise its torn off at my knee. Jack get back jump off before we crash. Everybody cut, everybody cut, everybody cut Foot loose.
Honymoon Suite-- I gotta new girl now--. I dont want you on the road. You look like a girl to me. Why must I allways say it again. Your on Crazy Shit now , your on Crazy Shit now, your on Crazy Shit now. And you look like twins.
He's using a helmet. Good boy. Safety is number one priority.