Illinois Tornado Fucks Shit Up

Damn, now that is some crazy shit to experience. Mother Nature will fuck you up, shit all over you and all your shit, and move right on to go fuck somebody else up. That's just how it goes, Josie, so quit your fucking whining and go find your husband some shoes and a sandwich.

32 Comments
  • screwyou November 23, 2013

    Construction standards are pretty low in the US. Home are builts in cardboard and shit...fact

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  • zahnfee November 23, 2013

    Next time better build with bricks instead of wood you dump americans ;)

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  • urapnes1701d November 23, 2013

    I have never experienced this first hand but i can tell you that it's nothing to laugh about. It just comes to show that in an instant the finger of god can take everything away from you, from material possessions to loved ones in the blink of an eye, and forever alter your life.

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  • crazyvet November 23, 2013

    Holly shit. tornadoes fucking blow.

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  • jettech84 November 23, 2013

    Whats the difference between a blonde and a tornado? First there's a whole lot of sucking and blowing and then your house is gone.

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  • jettech84 November 23, 2013

    Oh and i forgot to add....it was a matter of time before she took your house anyway...

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  • solidbriscoe November 23, 2013

    Holy mother of fart!!!

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  • evilone November 23, 2013

    How much for the fan? Its eems to still be in good shape.

    And someone slap that whiny bitch already! E!

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  • fistermister November 23, 2013

    In the begging it they sounded like it was a great fuck fest.

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  • killtacular November 23, 2013

    Hey, to all you Non-American fucks who think this is funny? You need to take a big step back and FUCK YOUR OWN FACE. This shit isn't funny. It's not even ~remotely~ humorous. I guess all you fucks over in UK-Land and wherever-the-fuck-else you come from think it's fun to joke about the Mini-Ice Age you had back in, what, the late 20's? Killed thousands of people. Oh fuck no, that shit ain't funny at all huh? I guess when it's your own countrymen suffering and dying, it's serious business, but when the finger of God fucks with other people, it's goddamned hilarious, right?

    Go watch some fucking footage from Moore, Oklahoma, and Joplin fucking Missouri and tell me how fucking funny it is that so many people lost their lives. Lost mothers, fathers, CHILDREN. I got news for you fucks. Tornado's are beginning to happen more frequently, and in more regions of the world than ever. Even in places that hadn't seen a Tornado in well over 100 years. These things aren't something to laugh at. There's no place to hide if it's a large enough twister, as an EF4 tornado can tear up the ground. The Fujita Scale goes up to 6, but an EF6 has never been seen. We've seen some big-ass EF5's in our time here, and those things can cut a 10 foot deep trench in it's path that nothing can escape from. Bricks? Fucking BRICKS?! An EF4 will eat your fucking bricks, and then Spit them back out at you! I almost lost LOVED ONES in Joplin to an EF5, and they lost a few good friends, too, you arrogant pricks. Come Stateside and say some shit like that to someone's face who's lost more than a handful of possessions and loved ones to this kind of shit, and see how fast you catch a good, ol'-fashioned, American Ass-Whoopin'.

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  • killtacular November 23, 2013

    Also, to put it in perspective for you arrogant, ignorant fucks...an Tornado and put blades of grass through steel fucking girders. BLADES OF MOTHERFUCKING GRASS. Let's see a BRICK survive that kind of punishment. Winds inside Tornado's can range between 145 and 560KPH (That's 90 and 350 MPH) More than fast enough to tear down just about any structure. And since most of you people in other countries have never experienced this kind of weather, or experience it on a much smaller scale, It's liek taking one of the UK's Tornado's and multiplying it exponentially. Your t5 Tornado aint' shit in comparison. Your T5 is ~OUR~ F2. While the United Kingdom has more reported tornadoes, relative to its land area, than any other country excluding the Netherlands, the vast majority are weak. The strongest recorded tornado in the country struck Portsmouth on December 14, 1810 with a T8 (F4) rating and a top wind speed of 213 to 240 mph.

    That was nearly 200 fucking years ago. We get these powerful fucking things SEVERAL TIMES A YEAR.

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  • rockinron November 23, 2013

    i survived a f4 back in 1988 in missouri. it legft a 22 mile long path thru the ozarks that was 3/4 of a mile wide! and in some places house foundations were actually sucked out of the ground! i was 30 feet from a house and 10o feet from a barn that literally disapeared in under 1 1/2 minutes! my car was found 3 miles away in a woods. i didnt even recognise it. it was mine because the vin numbere was in my name. they found a cow with an id tag 4 iles from the farm it came from....just the head! and i found a combime on the property i was on that rolled for over 2000 meters! it wieghed 22 tons! so fuck your little blow hard t3 tornados in europe. you want fucked up life threatening hand of god kill you deader than shit weather...e to america and live in kansas for a tornado or florida or the gulf coast for a good old fashioned hurricane, which is a tornado that lasts for 24 hours and distroys everything!

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  • screwyou November 23, 2013

    ^^^^mental case right there^^^^ calm the fuck down

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  • rockinron November 23, 2013

    screw you blow us both!

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  • screwyou November 23, 2013

    Im not gay like you guys.... No thank you...should ask Toreal im sure he will like it

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  • englishgent November 23, 2013

    Kiltacular, I feel sorry for anyone caught up in tornadoes. The idiots who say otherwise are not UK members. And yes, your correct a brick structure would have no chance anyway. My heart goes out to anyone who has to deal with extreme weather no matter where they live. Peace out.

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  • marcodufour November 23, 2013

    kiltaccular stop taking drugs you cunt! no one i know in ENGLAND are happy that anywhere took a hit from a huge tornado! you assuming cunt motherfucker!

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  • ouch November 23, 2013

    My tornado is bigger than yours. Your tornado is shit compared to mine. lol. Fucking wankers. I dont believe in god but obviously you do. The finger of god lol good on ya fuckwit! you know why you get tornadoes? It's because your do called magic GOD is taking out the trash. I hope he wipes all of us out and starts over. But as long as the next race that invades this planet has Crazy Shit then all is good. Have a nice fucking day ass munching cock bananas broom stick. Soz mother fuckers my tourettes is all fucked up today. Peace lol

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  • tuck8541 November 23, 2013

    I live 150 miles north of most of the damage, sad to see so many people hurt. Wind knocked out my internet, DVD porn sucks!

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  • tnblkbear November 23, 2013

    Well, at least the TV survived.

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  • killtacular November 23, 2013

    Hey, Ouch.."Finger of God" is pretty much what a Tornado looks like, which is why the phrase is used. Whether you believe or not (I'm not a Christian, so ASSUMING I believe in God is all on you, fuckstick). It's used quite often, even by Atheists. SO FUCK YOU and the horse you rode in on.

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  • hidden-_-evil November 24, 2013

    ^^^OMG shut the fuck up already!!!

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  • biggertalk November 24, 2013

    BIGGERTALK COMIN THROUGH!!!

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  • biggertalk November 24, 2013

    @hidden-_-evil wanna suck my balls again baby????

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  • biggertalk November 24, 2013

    I agree with my girlfriend STFU killtacular, you prick.

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  • urapnes1701d November 24, 2013

    ^^^ Since you are a chipmunk your balls would be awfully tiny for her and wouldn't even constitute a snack fit for a child.

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  • ouch November 24, 2013

    Hey killtacular. How the fuck do you know what gods looks like ? let me quote you ""Finger of God" is pretty much what a Tornado looks like"......NOT ! It's an expression used to describe something powerful. So go eat a dick you mother fucking keyboard warrior. I hope the next twister knock the fuck out of everyone you hold dear and lays you out after you piss your pants! Please make sure you capture it on a full HD camera and have someone post it here so I can vote on it. Thanks.

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  • ohwickedwendi November 24, 2013

    Whoa!

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  • killtacular November 25, 2013

    Hey Ouch: Did that comeback come from the wasted filth of your momma's cooch, too, or do you come up with these scathing comebacks on your own? Opinions are like assholes..I see yours is pretty fuckin' huge. Do you have to plug that fucking thing with a beer barrel or what? You can "Hope" all you want, fellow "Keyboard Warrior", because I'm pretty sure you wouldn't walk away from me under your own power if you said some shit like that to my face, Captain Gooch. Oh, and Hidden Evil? Go fuck yourself summore. I'm sure you're a pro by now, right? Gotta be, you terminally virgin motherfucker.

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  • killtacular November 25, 2013

    I also find it funny that ~I'm~ the one being called mental when I'm not the one laughing at the misfortunes of others. You gotta be some kinda FUCKED IN THE GODDAMNED HEAD to find this kind of shit funny.

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  • ouch November 25, 2013

    Laughin at the misfortunes of others hmmmm. Thats Crazy shit for you every single day. You just hate it when its one of your own. How typical.

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  • beetzter November 26, 2013

    killtacular : put ur fingers out of ur vagina and calm down buddy xD

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