What else is there to say about this? Mortar troubles usually never equals a good time. Right? I mean, them shits blow all big like! Run bitch run!
This is how I fuck.... I nut good a few times, then a small,clear load.
i pulled the pin on a dummy grenada during home economicsclass in 9th grade back in 1982. the principle was not amused by the stampede. he gave me a choice boys school for a weekend or do 100 laps on the football track(440yd) all on the same weekend.....my legs hurt like fuck by monday! today they woulda thrown me in federal prison and melted the key. my dad sat in the stands drinking beer with the principle talking about old times and laughing the whole damn weekend.
Fucking Chinese mortars, every 4th one is a dud, just like their fireworks.
running from 72 virgins??? hypocritical fag
They should grease their mortar with bacon!
Premature mortar ejaculation...
^^Ron..so,only your legs hurt? I would've thought choosing the "boys school" more than your "legs" would've hurt.
where's the kaboom?
*ding!* Would you like Windows to search online for a solution?
Point that truck to China, you can bet they made those.
Made in China. 'Nuff said.
Could not happen to a better group of Stupid Syrian "freedom fighters" God Help Syria if these idiots take over. They will be demanding trillions of dollars and Euros to rebuild what they themselves destroyed. I say, live in the ruins until the next century.