Mortar troubles

What else is there to say about this? Mortar troubles usually never equals a good time. Right? I mean, them shits blow all big like! Run bitch run!

  • iluvkitty November 25, 2013

    This is how I fuck.... I nut good a few times, then a small,clear load.

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  •   rockinron November 25, 2013

    i pulled the pin on a dummy grenada during home economicsclass in 9th grade back in 1982. the principle was not amused by the stampede. he gave me a choice boys school for a weekend or do 100 laps on the football track(440yd) all on the same legs hurt like fuck by monday! today they woulda thrown me in federal prison and melted the key. my dad sat in the stands drinking beer with the principle talking about old times and laughing the whole damn weekend.

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  •   crazyvet November 25, 2013

    Fucking Chinese mortars, every 4th one is a dud, just like their fireworks.

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  • frankdrebin November 25, 2013

    running from 72 virgins??? hypocritical fag

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  • screwyou November 25, 2013

    They should grease their mortar with bacon!

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  • solidbriscoe November 25, 2013

    Premature mortar ejaculation...

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  •   goodster November 25, 2013

    ^^,only your legs hurt? I would've thought choosing the "boys school" more than your "legs" would've hurt.

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  •   ouch November 25, 2013

    where's the kaboom?

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  • cellule November 25, 2013

    *ding!* Would you like Windows to search online for a solution?

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  •   dozer67 November 25, 2013

    Total dud........disappointed...

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  • englishgent November 25, 2013

    Point that truck to China, you can bet they made those.

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  • biggertalk November 26, 2013


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  • donunderstan November 26, 2013

    Made in China. 'Nuff said.

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  • palmharbor11 December 31, 2013

    Could not happen to a better group of Stupid Syrian "freedom fighters" God Help Syria if these idiots take over. They will be demanding trillions of dollars and Euros to rebuild what they themselves destroyed. I say, live in the ruins until the next century.

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