So first he gets hit by a truck while crossing the road, and then the ambulance taking him to the hospital gets hit by a car. I don't want to say it's bad luck because I think stupidity played a bigger factor, but it's definitely not his day.
Takes a superhuman focus to hit a guy with a cane.
Give him a vodka I/V, he'll be OK.
the safest place in Russia is in your grave
Well it was on two-fer Tuesday.
I have to visit there. Really. I want to know what its like in a country where everyone is constantly drunk, smoking, and nobody is a virgin.
Just give them a couple shots of vodka, they'll all be alright.
pstttt, Adam takes 4 dick shots to the face, per day.
Am I mistaken, but did the first impact knock the fillings from his teeth? Incredible!!
ok i made my plan! i am moving to russia and opening a vodka distilery! i'm gonna be so rich i'll be able to buy crazyshit with pocket change.
^...!... A vodka distillery? Can I be taste tester?
lol white folks
I wonder if the Russians have drivers license...
Fuck a distillery, start an ambulance service.
why bother Russia is just fucked up.
that's how you can tell a tourist. they get hit by a car and die. russian get hit by car and fall down and take nap because he drink vodka all morning already