A Good Game Of Taliban Soccer

I never knew the Taliban like playing soccer. I figured that would be grounds for chopping feet off or something. But if it's the heads of infidels they're scoring goals with, Allah looks down with a smile.

25 Comments
  • morbuis669 December 28, 2013

    Yep these muzzies haven't moved forward at all, they still play this game the way it was originally invented.

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  • 2indastink December 28, 2013

    hahahahaha ......nice to see those fuckers with a sense of humour ...

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  • crazyvet December 28, 2013

    I hope these fuckers are reincarnated as slow ass turtles in the middle of a major highway at rush hour.

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  • urapnes1701d December 28, 2013

    Sometimes i wonder what its like to not have a soul......

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  • tonyk December 28, 2013

    Somebody needs to teach them bowling.

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  • frankdrebin December 28, 2013

    I'm sure the thought of an asian kid slaving away to make a soccer ball that ended up there would have been too much for them to bear.

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  • rockinron December 28, 2013

    good thing they dont like football. a hailmary pass would be real gross for the reciever]

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  • monkeyrodeo December 28, 2013

    There must not be any goats to fuck.

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  • palmharbor11 December 28, 2013

    If I had access to those Animals, First I would cut their legs off, then their hands, then their arms,

    Then make a U incision in their abdoman so their cuts call out of their body. and let them

    sit in a pile of pig shit....then piss on them.

    While Loud Gangster Rap music plays as we all take

    a dump on a big photo of Allah. Then just walk away.

    But before we go, circle them with land mines so their rag head pals get to go to hell as they approach him.

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  • ouch December 28, 2013

    No need to wipe your feet when you come inside, the floor is dirt. Every time I hear them talk it reminds me of when I am constipated and willing my shit out of my asshole. vjefbvfdkjvbedfh ernjferfnerjk nfjrefnqrfn

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  • palmharbor11 December 28, 2013

    @crazyvet That would be too kind....they need to tortured to death.

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  • palmharbor11 December 28, 2013

    @tonyk With their own heads....

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  • m1009 December 28, 2013

    I swear, if somebody doesn't get this place cleaned up by time i get back, heads are gonna roll

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  • matv December 28, 2013

    one of them winked at me

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  • goodster December 28, 2013

    Unfortunately,, I have had a NAVY S.E.A.L. tell Me He has done the same thing in NAM! WAR is WAR! You Do What You Have To Do To Keep Busy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • rodeye2 December 29, 2013

    I sure was hoping one of them was obama.

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  • rodeye2 December 29, 2013

    Ya can't do that with a black man's head lord knows I've tried,they aren't round enough they're shaped more like a baboon's head.

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  • biggertalk December 29, 2013

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@rodeye2 i hope one of them was whatever republican you worship you white piece of garbage!!!!!!

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  • killtacular December 29, 2013

    Palmharbor11: too soft. ~I~ would bind their arms and legs in front of them, tie their upper body to a chair, and I would cut off their eyelids so they'd be forced to watch what happens next. I would start to slowly, deliberately rip off all of their fingernails with a pair of pliers...then, I would start cutting their fingers off knuckle by knuckle, starting with the tips and working backward after I cut all the tips off. All the while I'd keep a bucket of salt close at hand, and forcefully dip their bloodied stumps in it. I would then cut off their toes one-by-one. The point of torture is to prolong their pain and suffering and to keep them alive through it all. I would then cut their hands off, then their feet...again rubbing the open stumps in salt for added agony. I would rip out their teeth with the pliers I used to rip off their fingernails, and then I would start shoving raw bacon down their throats, since they can no longer bite without their teeth. I would make sure to tie off the stumps so they don't bleed out. I would then flay the skin from their arms, legs, cheeks, stomachs...I would also shave that crusty shit they call a beard (It's blasphemous to shave your beard to them), and shave them bald before scalping them and rubbing salt all over the exposed skull cap. The last thign I would do is carterize all the wounds with a hot iron branding rod. the last things I would do is cut out their tongue, and then their eyes, and I would let them live with the agony they so willingly inflict on others. There is a pain worse than death, and it's called being reduced to little more than a vegetable that can't see, or talk, and has to rely on the other dirtbags around them to feed and wash themselves. HUMILIATION is the key here...The bacon is just an added bonus to keep the sorry shit from ever getting into that bullshit they call heaven. You don't go easy on pussy's like this. You make sure they never forget the sound of your voice, or your face, and you make sure they know what fucking FEAR is, and that it has your name plastered all over it.

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  • rockinron December 29, 2013

    ^ thats all fun and devious. but i'd do the same thing to their mothers first and make them watch. then i'd do it to them.

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  • pizzapie December 29, 2013

    Someone needs to drop a nuclear bomb on those ragheads already

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  • ouch December 29, 2013

    @pizzapie No one will nuke them because when it comes down to it if you don't have cunts in other countries to kill and be scared of you all turn on each other! Sad but true.

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  • vaticider December 29, 2013

    Tell me they don't skull fuck there eye sockets when the cameras off.

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  • sololobo January 13, 2014

    HEY HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL

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  • china_mike November 28, 2016

    The fact that these inbred, backwards ass, cave people think that this is manly, or entertainment...WTF? That whole part of the world, they've been killing each other for CENTURIES. I think all countries should just pitch in, build a gigantic 30 story wall around all of it, and just let them have at it until they're all gone. Seriously, even warlords in Africa aren't doing it THIS BAD.

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