Dude thinks he's some kind of watermelon chopping samuri or some shit, but he obviously need more practice with the blade. Or to just not leave his hand right there. His girl even warned his dumbass. Some fuckers gotta learn the hard way though.
lucky bastard has his own personal hand pussy, and all he wants to do is go to the hospital....fag!
Just because you look like Jesus.....
The watermelon god got him back.
must be from that show Duck Ohthatsnasty
Problem here is that he was too close to the blonde.
what a mental midget
Anybody for a 'Slice' of watermelon?
Should have consulted with the local jigabo, watermelon eating samuri before he tried this.
That's a Ginsu knife from the 70's, still sharp as fuck. You can still see the original TV commercial on YT.
Sign this guy up for a reality show....watermelon man, how to have fun with a big knife, look like a scum bag and still have a good looking girl friend. It could be on the Tea Party Channel
Yeah.. Shake the cut off dude.... Fucking dummy.
Arabs cut better with a rusty spoon.
Not bad but, Duck Dynasty is still unwatchable.
CUT a Troll!
Gallagher's son sure sucks ass at this!
Ban crazyvet that was a racist comment.
that's not gallager, it's just some "hack."
THAT'S why they don't sell ginsuis in Arkansas.
fuck biggertalk in the ass, he's an asshole!
Once again double at the ER.
Fuckin' dumbass longhairs.
@rockinron no thanks Ron I don't fuck shemales
dayummm them legs!! wait what just happened? lol
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December 9, 2016 Hey. Show us your tits. Thanks....