Should Have Used The Sledge-O-Matic

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Adam H.
19,063 Views 2 years ago

Dude thinks he's some kind of watermelon chopping samuri or some shit, but he obviously need more practice with the blade. Or to just not leave his hand right there. His girl even warned his dumbass. Some fuckers gotta learn the hard way though.

24 Comments
  • rockinron January 14, 2014

    lucky bastard has his own personal hand pussy, and all he wants to do is go to the hospital....fag!

    +1
  • coonboy January 14, 2014

    Just because you look like Jesus.....

    +2
  • xizang January 14, 2014

    The watermelon god got him back.

    +1
  • frankdrebin January 14, 2014

    must be from that show Duck Ohthatsnasty

    -1
  • iluvkitty January 14, 2014

    Problem here is that he was too close to the blonde.

    +1
  • whiteboysr January 14, 2014

    what a mental midget

    -2
  • fistermister January 14, 2014

    Anybody for a 'Slice' of watermelon?

    +2
  • crazyvet January 14, 2014

    Should have consulted with the local jigabo, watermelon eating samuri before he tried this.

    +5
  • kanada January 14, 2014

    That's a Ginsu knife from the 70's, still sharp as fuck. You can still see the original TV commercial on YT.

    +0
  • palmharbor11 January 14, 2014

    Sign this guy up for a reality show....watermelon man, how to have fun with a big knife, look like a scum bag and still have a good looking girl friend. It could be on the Tea Party Channel

    +0
  • solidbriscoe January 14, 2014

    Yeah.. Shake the cut off dude.... Fucking dummy.

    Arabs cut better with a rusty spoon.

    +0
  • monkeyrodeo January 14, 2014

    Not bad but, Duck Dynasty is still unwatchable.

    -1
  • wardo56 January 14, 2014

    stupid shit

    +0
  • dalvarezdanbro January 14, 2014

    CUT a Troll!

    +0
  • morbuis669 January 15, 2014

    Gallagher's son sure sucks ass at this!

    +0
  • biggertalk January 15, 2014

    Ban crazyvet that was a racist comment.

    -3
  • handsomedevil January 15, 2014

    that's not gallager, it's just some "hack."

    +2
  • donunderstan January 15, 2014

    THAT'S why they don't sell ginsuis in Arkansas.

    +0
  • gimmy77 January 15, 2014

    mmmmmm...hand pussy

    +0
  • rockinron January 15, 2014

    fuck biggertalk in the ass, he's an asshole!

    +0
  • dozer67 January 15, 2014

    Once again double at the ER.

    +0
  • jackpot January 16, 2014

    Fuckin' dumbass longhairs.

    +0
  • pizzapie January 16, 2014

    @rockinron no thanks Ron I don't fuck shemales

    +0
  • insanemonkey March 10, 2016

    dayummm them legs!! wait what just happened? lol

    +0
 
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