Ooohhhh, that was the worst possible time to dump the scooter. What the hell even happened to make this asshole fall? I guess he just wanted to give us a good show. Bravo, Wang.
Grabbed the front brake like a true spode.
Brakes are like fucks. None were given.
Now I see where we get these brain spill pictures where their clothes aren't even dirty.
Now he looks like a string of sausages with a couple of empty casings in the middle.
We used to play that all the time, with my sisters Barbie doll and our Tonka trucks. I never thought I would actually see it for real.
Quick, someone get a shovel before someone tries to make sushi out of his flattened brains.
New pothole filler they are using there!
Insurance going up
Last minute derp.
Helmet ain't gonna save this cunt.
No one cares that there is a perfectly good scooter left behind? I'll take it!
funny to see how many passer byes...dont care at all.
In his defense that light does change really fast.
on a lighter note, reporters claimed that the sound of the impact sounded oddly just like the victim's name- PING POW CHING CHANG!
Best part is nobody cares
perfect CS timing
At least he didn't suffer like those of you that find Adam funnier than Jay... Henry sucks the most though!