Forklift wars are fun as hell. Any slacker who's ever worked in a warehouse knows that. But like any other sport, there's always a risk of injuries. He might be out the rest of the game, so get him some beers and a referee shirt.
Did you see that guy steal his wallet while he was laying on his face?
Great! Now that guy on the floor is going to post 1st comment for the rest of the week.
he cant drive a forking thing
and that's why you don't ride on the forks!
Quick! check his asshole!
I love it when they lay there and twitch.
that should be worth a few bucks thru workmans comp,
slacking on the job!