Too Close To The Road

And that's why you shouldn't stand in the road or hangout on the curb. The first responder has a pretty nice little rescue dance though. I wonder how much practice he's had.

11 Comments
  • 2indastink February 22, 2014

    that'll teach them for being lazy cunts.....

    +2
  • potrostation February 22, 2014

    Detroit?

    +1
  • crazyvet February 22, 2014

    Was that his pee pee dance?

    +1
  • vulture February 22, 2014

    first time they have a real excuse for not getting a job

    +1
  • happyjack February 22, 2014

    Thinning out the dumb and weak of the herd.

    +0
  • rockinron February 22, 2014

    what nobody's advertiseing alans snackbar?

    +1
  • frankdrebin February 22, 2014

    "please! we need more women to come and cry!"

    +0
  • smutley February 22, 2014

    She's running around screaming 'cause she just spent an hour making those falafels they were eating.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe February 22, 2014

    300 points.

    +0
  • biggertalk February 23, 2014

    these euphoria physics are great

    +0
  • lick-yer-clit February 23, 2014

    alans snackbars drive through needs a little work lucky for some the happy meal comes with 72 virgins

    +1
 
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