Didn't Quite Make It

I've seen the future, and even in 2095 people are still fucking stupid enough to run out in the middle of the road and get hit by cars. Apparently they will never learn.

19 Comments
  • crazyvet February 25, 2014

    I am starting to think that in some countries, walking is more dangerous than riding a moped.

    +1
  • babydaddy72 February 25, 2014

    Thud

    +1
  • big_daddy305 February 25, 2014

    Launched his shoe right into orbit!

    +4
  • fistermister February 25, 2014

    That's why I'm a believer in keeping the extra point in NFL. His shoe almost made the extra point.

    +3
  • marcodufour February 25, 2014

    The shoe almost got gold but just hit the post.

    +3
  • vulture February 25, 2014

    was he wearing a frizby for a hat

    +0
  • crazyshitisgay February 25, 2014

    Hey, if you can think of another way to make your shoe fly 100 feet away I want to hear about it...

    -1
  • frankdrebin February 25, 2014

    My favorite part is when the accessories get launched into space. I like to think there was a poor Russian girl praying for god to deliver a right shoe to match her father's left shoe and then Bam, Crash and shoe lands in her lap. Russian Christmas

    +2
  • eat3beans February 25, 2014

    Go a little bit faster and hopefully his arms and legs will do the same

    +1
  • marcodufour February 25, 2014

    @crazyshitisgay mine used to fly until I cut its` wings off, now it runs more than 300 feet away, something about the smell it shouts, as it runs away.

    +0
  • pinkdildolickr February 25, 2014

    I guess they dont teach "look both ways before you cross the street" in any european or asian countries

    +1
  • donunderstan February 25, 2014

    Ahh the automobile. Proving Darwin's theory for over a hundred years.

    +0
  • rockinron February 25, 2014

    coulda been worse, he coulda been asian and ruined a perfectly good moped.

    +1
  • iluvkitty February 25, 2014

    Yeah... "wake him up when it's all over." Like thesong says.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe February 25, 2014

    If there's one thing I've learned from crazyshit.com... It's just fucking WAIT until the street is less congested.. Then cross. Then still get hit.

    +0
  • sleeko February 25, 2014

    Dude's never going to find that shoe.

    +1
  • biggertalk February 26, 2014

    this is from 2095, WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FLYING CARS AND ROBOTS AND SHIT, AND WHY THE FUCK IS THAT COCK SUCKER AVICII STILL ON THE RADIO? so disappointed in the future.

    -2
  • handsomedevil February 26, 2014

    guy does a mean cartwheel

    +0
  • picollo187 February 27, 2014

    CS videoclip - Wake em up when its all over..

    +0
 
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