Got The Closest Parking Spot At The Beach

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Adam H.
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Just how stupid do you have to be to drive your car into the ocean? Especially with your kids in the car. It's not like it just came out of nowhere. Undoubtedly it has to be a woman.

25 Comments
  • pinkdildolickr March 6, 2014

    If Ebony wasn't knocked up with kid #4 she should have been shot on sight for trying to kill her kids. Fucking crazy ass twat!

    +1
  • uncze9 March 6, 2014

    Did anyone think to bring the donuts?

    +0
  • fistermister March 6, 2014

    I'm not sure if you need a chain to pull the car out or beat the fuck out of somebody.

    +3
  • ribspreader March 6, 2014

    update your gps maps prior each use

    +0
  • assmasterson March 6, 2014

    I wonder if that's going to show up on the Carfax report?

    +1
  • johnhancock March 6, 2014

    that fucking car salesman lied again!

    +0
  • eat3beans March 6, 2014

    It's not her fault she can't drive

    +2
  • lick-yer-clit March 6, 2014

    she seen it done on a bond movie

    +0
  • babydaddy72 March 6, 2014

    I'm sure she will look for a rooftop next time she tries to kill herself n her kids.

    +1
  • frankdrebin March 6, 2014

    Good job Danica... oh wait, it can't be a woman b/c every car insurance tv commercial says it's white guys that can't drive and women are sassy smart superior drivers who get discounts.

    +5
  • zmolez March 6, 2014

    10 bucks says she is Asian !

    +0
  • tuck8541 March 6, 2014

    Those FIAT commercials are bullshit!

    +1
  • solidbriscoe March 6, 2014

    And she blames it on an imaginary black man.

    +1
  • rockinron March 6, 2014

    this biotch tried to kill her kids! throw her dumb ass back in the car and give her a shove towards the bahamas!

    +4
  • cyi3eri3ully March 6, 2014

    She can afford a brand new Honda Odyssey but cant afford a hotel room for the night? #DumbAssAmericunt

    +1
  • goodster March 6, 2014

    Save the kids and leave the bitch there.

    +1
  • pinkdildolickr March 6, 2014

    @zmolez You lose...I've never seen an asian named ebony.

    +0
  • englishgent March 6, 2014

    Suicide fail.

    +0
  • vaticider March 7, 2014

    No honey, were fine I'm helping you turn the car around.

    +0
  • pizzapie March 7, 2014

    That had to be my wife driving

    +0
  • biggertalk March 7, 2014

    vote today to have women outlawed from driving!

    -1
  • slashpuppye6 March 7, 2014

    Well the kids did say they wanted to see the sea...

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi March 7, 2014

    Again--I usually go for the gas station car washes....

    +2
  • donunderstan March 7, 2014

    Dumb bitch even failed at surfing.

    +0
  • cellule March 8, 2014

    Google Maps usually suggest to use a jet-ski where there is blue on the map..

    +0
 
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