The lovely couple was taking a nice stroll down the block when along came the out of control car. The boyfriend died instantly and the girlfriend survived to see his lifeless body. What a shitty date.
Dude trying to play superman busted his ass on top of the dead guy. Awesome.
You know, we've been dating for awhile. I've gotta ask you something... will you bury me?
That always happens right before you get some pussy.
Does this mean going out on dates is not worth it?
thats ok, she's wanted to fuck his brother every since she met him.
\"Why do men die before women do?
Because they want to.\" - Henny Youngman
Quick! Get his wallet baby!
Not a good sign when the people running up to help you are slipping on your innards.
Was on his way to get some...Now he dies a virgin
Those fucks were practically asking for it, walking down the sidewalk and shit. Who can feel sorry for such provocateurs? Fuck you.
That girl made him look like a bitch. She got up like, "I'm good".
That was one serious cock block
epic fail for captain save a hoe
He was alive, until the dude dropped an elbow to his chest.
solidbriscoe, hey i thought shelly berman said that?