Dull Machetes Too?

Big Jeff
30,850 Views 2 years ago

God someone needs to send Syria a grinding wheel, or something. How is a machete so dull it takes more than two hits to cleave a hand? Well either way it looks like this Akbar is going to have to get used to tasting shit when he eats from now on.

22 Comments
  • donunderstan March 17, 2014

    Imagine how long it takes these goat fucking retards to prepare a steak dinner.

    +7
  • fistermister March 17, 2014

    I wonder if it's against their religion to use a chain-saw?

    +4
  • vulture March 17, 2014

    when they start calling for Alans Snackbar you now there is going to be some gore

    +2
  • eject March 17, 2014

    At least it was quick and painless.

    +3
  • 2indastink March 17, 2014

    @donunderstan......it takes me about an hour.

    -1
  • lick-yer-clit March 17, 2014

    they are all fucking akbar retards just blow them all the fuck up and let them go see there virgins ,,, fucking scum

    +3
  • thunderbutt March 17, 2014

    Moral: Don't beat off to a goat.

    +1
  • johnhancock March 17, 2014

    That's embarrassing lol

    +1
  • eat3beans March 17, 2014

    It's more fun when the blade is dull

    +2
  • solidbriscoe March 17, 2014

    Look... Their use of dull blades, I think they want it to hurt more.

    +1
  • crazyshitisgay March 17, 2014

    You chop off my hand and let me live...I will kill everyone you ever fuckin knew.

    +4
  • rockinron March 17, 2014

    i wonder if he gets to keep his hand?

    +4
  • donunderstan March 17, 2014

    Just wait until they wake up in paradise to see the likes of G. Washington, T. Jefferson, J.Hancock ect. only to realize that God said \"Virginians, not virgins\".

    +3
  • bennyboy19 March 17, 2014

    You just passed the rite of passage. Welcome to the Allan Snackbar Fan Club.

    +0
  • zedex March 17, 2014

    Looks like RockinRon will be picking his nose with a hook

    -2
  • sleeko March 17, 2014

    Fuck'n Mooslams. As long as they keep doin that shit to each other, I'm good.

    +1
  • pizzapie March 17, 2014

    You gotta hand it to him, he took it like a man

    +0
  • biggertalk March 18, 2014

    Has some raghead killed those illiterate gang bangers yet?

    -2
  • handsomedevil March 18, 2014

    it's alright, bro, just jackoff with your left hand. it'll feel like your cheating. ;)

    -1
  • gotalongone March 18, 2014

    I suppose a handjob is out of the question ??? I wonder if his nails looked cute before they did this to him ????

    +0
  • rockinron March 18, 2014

    the muslims idea of a handjob really sucks!

    +0
  • aelin_hbiyrd August 24, 2014

    Fukn' hilarious incompetence... Should have used a hammer, would have worked better

    +0
 
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