Looks like someone isn't going to be anemic anytime soon. I don't know if this dude made it, but I do know one thing. Fuck going to Brazil.
Remind me to never eat at a McDonalds in Brazil.
pretty bad when you gotta chain your kids up so no one will steal them. then this shit ends up happening instead!
Remind me never to get braces in Brazil either!
Fucking hold your phone to the side, you fuck!!!
That must have been the chain gang initiation.
I can hear this unfolding; If you hit me with that chain again I will stick it so far up your ass the will have to pull it out of your mouth.
I've never been that hungry
I thought I'd seen it all, when after weeks of breathing problems, the doc pulled a balloon out of my young nephews sinus.
What's white and can't climb trees? A refrigerator
Off the chain
clearly, he's the weakest link.