Only One Survives

Ooohhhh, he almost made it too. He was just about clear from the tire and then got sucked right under that bitch. I suppose a 50% survival rate of Asian moped riders is pretty accurate. It was bound to happen to one of them at some point. Let's all just be glad it was captured on video.

14 Comments
  • fistermister April 16, 2014

    Oooh that just fucking great! Now my Chinese food is gonna be late.

    +2
  • frankdrebin April 16, 2014

    Chinese speed bumps are pretty inhumane, but when you're so over-populated...

    +0
  • cellule April 16, 2014

    Written in the 'Vehicle suspension lift system' (#US-4171830 A) patent data stuff & shits:

    ->"The present invention provides an axle assembly which may be mounted on a truck to get whatever the first axle may have missed. A novel lifting arrangement is provided to lift the axle off the ground when there is no moped under the vehicle thus saving tire wear and engine fuel."

    -3
  • dozer67 April 16, 2014

    Wow! I almost felt sorry for that guy....ALMOST!

    +0
  • rockinron April 16, 2014

    so thats how they make general tso !

    +1
  • goodster April 16, 2014

    Needed the moped bumper bars on the front wheels too.

    +0
  • donunderstan April 16, 2014

    And yet not one chink was late for work.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi April 16, 2014

    Dear Asia....We are revoking all your scooters and cars.

    +2
  • potrostation April 16, 2014

    Are there no unfilled pot holes around there? Filled with people!

    +0
  • pizzapie April 16, 2014

    I'm sure she can find another boyfriend out of the billions of people in China

    +1
  • solidbriscoe April 16, 2014

    I told you so.

    +0
  • biggertalk April 17, 2014

    ^shut up faggot

    -3
  • handsomedevil April 17, 2014

    goddamn yakuza! "just when i think i'm out, they pull me back in..."

    -1
  • dozer67 April 17, 2014

    @ohwickedwendi you forgot the trucks Wendy, they can't seem to drive anything rite.

    +0
 
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