Twofer Tuesday: Destroying Mopeds

I figured it out. In Asia, trucks have honing devices that attract them to mopeds. So you don't even have to be on the moped to get killed. You just have to be standing between the moped and the truck, and you are fucking dead. That's all it takes.

15 Comments
  • solidbriscoe April 29, 2014

    Like how the first guys head exploded. \"I fucking hate mopeds\" - Real Vehicles

    +2
  • fistermister April 29, 2014

    I think it's more a sport than anything else.

    +4
  • vulture April 29, 2014

    buying a moped is as good as commiting suicide

    +0
  • rockinron April 29, 2014

    moped: old asian word meaning = suicide on wheels.

    +1
  • thunderbutt April 29, 2014

    Now run over fat chicks

    +0
  • solidbriscoe April 29, 2014

    ^only the ugly or mannish ones!

    +1
  • kanada April 29, 2014

    Im buying happyjack a moped with a dash cam & a gopro helmet.

    +3
  • rockinron April 29, 2014

    @kanada let me know if ya need a few bucks.

    +4
  • cellule April 29, 2014

    Mopeds will soon outrun Rambo. Stay tuned.

    +0
  • pussysurveyor April 29, 2014

    Well the chick got her goddamn ass in gear and it saved her life. I dig a chick who can get her ass in gear, but I DO NOT dig any of you miserable little queers. I wish you had each been ground into fish food decades ago, so fuck you.

    -3
  • englishgent April 29, 2014

    @kanada...buy pussysurveyor one too!

    +5
  • kanada April 29, 2014

    Sure, I'll befriend them by taking them to a clippers game. Oh wait oops, my bad.

    +0
  • goodster April 29, 2014

    If it's not needed for the investigation,,, can I have all that copper wire that was in that bag? There's gotta be 500 lbs. in there. That's close to $1500 hundred bucks.

    +0
  • kanada April 29, 2014

    Copper wire was actually invented by two Jews fighting over a penny.

    +1
  • handsomedevil April 30, 2014

    in the chinks defense, there was a breeze, and a single strand of hair got in his eye and temporarily blinded him. that was single strand of hair in the eye, folks. yup.

    +1
 
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