You're Gonna Love Your New Autoblow 2

Hey all you no pussy getting motherfuckers. I know you're sick of fucking your own hand and spending all your money on peanut butter for your dog, but that's all about to change with the AutoBlow 2. Find out for yourself.

  •   dozer67 May 1, 2014

    I'm sad ,I need one of those and I'm married..

    +6 -1
  •   fistermister May 1, 2014

    It's cheaper than owning a woman.

    +5 -0
  • thunderbutt May 1, 2014

    can it cook?

    +6 -0
  • solidbriscoe May 1, 2014

    That thing blows...

    +5 -0
  •   rockinron May 1, 2014

    must be the auto blow "1" wouldn't swallow. so they had to make a new 2nd model. kinda like my 1st wife, the 2nd one get's the job done right!

    +4 -1
  •   crazyvet May 1, 2014

    I had rather have the fishing boat.

    +7 -1
  • eat3beans May 1, 2014

    I went fishing before!

    +0 -0
  •   picklehiesner May 1, 2014

    truth is ... i want one

    +2 -0
  • scottishtits77 May 1, 2014

    I don't have a dick, but if I did I'm damn sure I wouldn't be sticking it in something that's plugged into the mains. Electricity + water based lube = crispy, fried fuck-stick. Anyway, how can that thing be any good? It can't cradle your balls while it can't stick a finger up yer asshole and it can't cook you breakfast. Suppose it can't get pmt or bitch and whine though. I'll stick with a rubber cock thank you very much....unless Ouch fancies a quickie some time.

    +4 -1
  •   goodster May 2, 2014

    ^ I LIKE YOU!!! Except for the finger in the ass thingy. You ever make it to New England,,, Give me a jingle,,, (Pun intended)

    +3 -0
  • tonyk May 2, 2014

    Put that thing on Shark Tank

    +0 -0
  • scottishtits77 May 2, 2014

    Don't knock the finger in the ass thingy until you've tried it. That's why god made pinkie fingers. A trip to the US is on my bucket list so break out the KY and part those cheeks baby!

    +1 -0
  • crabhawk December 26, 2015

    An Xmas gift for the man who has everything

    +0 -0
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