Hey all you no pussy getting motherfuckers. I know you're sick of fucking your own hand and spending all your money on peanut butter for your dog, but that's all about to change with the AutoBlow 2. Find out for yourself.
I'm sad ,I need one of those and I'm married..
It's cheaper than owning a woman.
can it cook?
That thing blows...
must be the auto blow "1" wouldn't swallow. so they had to make a new 2nd model. kinda like my 1st wife, the 2nd one get's the job done right!
I had rather have the fishing boat.
I went fishing before!
truth is ... i want one
I don't have a dick, but if I did I'm damn sure I wouldn't be sticking it in something that's plugged into the mains. Electricity + water based lube = crispy, fried fuck-stick. Anyway, how can that thing be any good? It can't cradle your balls while it sucks.....it can't stick a finger up yer asshole and it can't cook you breakfast. Suppose it can't get pmt or bitch and whine though. I'll stick with a rubber cock thank you very much....unless Ouch fancies a quickie some time.
^ I LIKE YOU!!! Except for the finger in the ass thingy. You ever make it to New England,,, Give me a jingle,,, (Pun intended)
Put that thing on Shark Tank
Don't knock the finger in the ass thingy until you've tried it. That's why god made pinkie fingers. A trip to the US is on my bucket list so break out the KY and part those cheeks baby!
An Xmas gift for the man who has everything