That Was Shitty Bike Ride

At least he was wearing a helmet. It didn't help at all, but it's the thought that counts. I think I can actually see a few of his thoughts right there on the pavement. Yep, that one right there says, "Oh shit, here comes a truck!"

15 Comments
  • 2indastink May 11, 2014

    all those pricks are only standing around to see what parts of the bike they can turn into kitchen equipment....

    +8
  • potrostation May 11, 2014

    Truck More like steam roller.

    +3
  • xizang May 11, 2014

    Well, no one's getting a penis transplant off of him.

    +1
  • rockinron May 11, 2014

    face down, ass up, thats the way he was fucked by the truck!

    +5
  • solidbriscoe May 11, 2014

    Don't they ever learn?

    +2
  • honkie365 May 11, 2014

    Quick...do CPR

    +2
  • lobster May 11, 2014

    Alive to dead in 2 seconds flat (literally flat)

    +2
  • ouch May 11, 2014

    Fucking hell, I'm selling my bike after seeing that

    +3
  • eat3beans May 12, 2014

    It's like squeezing out the last bit of toothpaste

    +1
  • itzkhaoz May 12, 2014

    Fucking helmet didn't even work. I'd go get a refund

    +0
  • donunderstan May 12, 2014

    I rearry rike my bike.

    +0
  • biggertalk May 12, 2014

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    -3
  • rockinron May 12, 2014

    these after pics are always great, but i can't wait for the video thats in perfect focus and frame that shows this happen up close like 20 feet away!

    +1
  • kanada May 12, 2014

    I hope the ambulance has a big fucking spatula. This guy's well done.

    +1
  • nh3kid May 12, 2014

    looked like he was wearing an Easter egg for a helmet

    +1
 
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