The Longest Fart Ever?

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Adam H.
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You know how it goes. You spend the night with a hot new girl that you like and hold in those farts the whole time. You knew you shouldn't have ate those beef nachos, but damn they were delicious. So you battle the gas until you finally get home, and it's time to let em' rip.

28 Comments
  • mrlongshot May 13, 2014

    I call B.S. If that were real, he just lost 2 pant sizes!

    +3
  • fingers May 13, 2014

    I think its time to change your underwear .

    +2
  • eject May 13, 2014

    My new ringtone.

    +6
  • crazyvet May 13, 2014

    Hell, I can do that with both hands tied behind my back.

    +2
  • vulture May 13, 2014

    it had length but lacked substance and volume

    +3
  • fistermister May 13, 2014

    God damn his boyfriend pumped a lot of air into his ass.

    +4
  • rockinron May 13, 2014

    holy shit!! you Da man!!!

    +3
  • rockinron May 13, 2014

    don't lite a match or you'll level that whole fuckin building!

    +4
  • iluvkitty May 13, 2014

    Get some of that Oxy clean to wash your ass

    +0
  • eat3beans May 13, 2014

    You gotta move the lips around with your fingers-like a ballon so you can make it extra squeaky

    +5
  • tgarner May 13, 2014

    That sounded like it's been tampered with!

    +5
  • johnhancock May 13, 2014

    Why would he wait to get in his house to do that?

    +3
  • johnhancock May 13, 2014

    Basking time!

    +0
  • solidbriscoe May 13, 2014

    Put some fucking grease on that door hinge!

    +4
  • ghosthunter May 13, 2014

    Sounded like an Obama speech.

    +6
  • goodster May 13, 2014

    I think he just broke his seal with that one.

    +1
  • goodster May 13, 2014

    Johny,,,,Right,,,, I'd lay that one in the produce section.

    +2
  • scottishtits77 May 13, 2014

    A magnificent arse bark indeed.

    +4
  • douchebaggins May 13, 2014

    I even felt better after that one.

    +3
  • hidden-_-evil May 13, 2014

    Sounded like his neighbor was weed eating.

    +3
  • potrostation May 13, 2014

    Mr. Methane beat him to it 20 years ago on The Howard Stern Show.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe May 13, 2014

    ^whatever happened to that windbag?

    +1
  • potrostation May 13, 2014

    @ solidbriscoe : He's on XM radio now.

    +2
  • englishgent May 14, 2014

    Bullshit.

    +0
  • cellule May 14, 2014

    On a karaoke, this kicks the shit-out at any jap's party!

    +0
  • rouge_et_blanc May 14, 2014

    Fakefart or is he contributing to global warming?

    +0
  • siko666 May 14, 2014

    such a beautiful romantic sound, and with its own lovely air freshener.

    +0
  • willkillya34 May 19, 2014

    id save 1 of them for the monthly safety meeting at the job site

    +1
 
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